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November 10, 2006
John Kerry's Remarks Were Well Timed
Posted by Frank J. at 02:56 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (19)

John Kerry's remarks disparaging troop intelligence ends up to be really well timed as it goes with the Army's brand new recruiting campaign:

(hat tip to reader Michael)

Rating: 3.8/5 (3 votes cast)

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19 Responses To "John Kerry's Remarks Were Well Timed"

Brilliant!

First!

#1 - Posted by: FIAR on November 10, 2006 03:07 PM

*falls out of chair laughing*

#2 - Posted by: brandEn on November 10, 2006 03:58 PM

LOL

#3 - Posted by: Writer on November 10, 2006 03:59 PM

i LOVE IT!!!!! IT'S ONE OF THE BEST ADS EVER!!!

#4 - Posted by: sarahk on November 10, 2006 04:18 PM

Son of a ... I really think that the Army should try this ad. It might actually increase recuritments through its sheer humor.

#5 - Posted by: El Santo on November 10, 2006 06:39 PM

Hilarious!! Well done!

#6 - Posted by: SilverBubble on November 10, 2006 09:50 PM

Dang you're good, Frank.

#7 - Posted by: jimmyb on November 10, 2006 10:14 PM

I hope the mess hall serves roast duck with mango salsa. I understand that was a staple of the caveman diet.

#8 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on November 11, 2006 12:12 AM

Who is this Michael person?

#9 - Posted by: Veeshir on November 11, 2006 07:05 AM

actually that would be a marine corps uniform, but whatever

#10 - Posted by: zeus on November 11, 2006 11:37 AM

Uhh... me not understand ad.

smashes computer with club

BTW, zeus is right. We copycatted the USMC's nifty digitized pattern idea, ours look a little different.

But hey, if there's one thing dumber than a soldier, it's a Marine. So it works either way.

dodges tomato from Joe foo'

#11 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on November 11, 2006 12:14 PM

Army NCO guy...you DO know what ARMY stands for, eh?

AIN'T READY (for) MARINES, YET!

Hoo-rah!

Couldn't resist. I appreciate all of our armed services personnel. And to those of you who are serving/have served: HAPPY VETERAN'S DAY!

#12 - Posted by: SkyeChild on November 11, 2006 03:01 PM

How many times do you think John Kerry got the snot kicked out of him in school for being a dick? I'm thinkin' he spent alot of time slamming his balls down on guys feet!

#13 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 11, 2006 03:36 PM

Shoot...

U.S. ARMY... Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet

Backwards, YMRASU... Yes, My Retarded A$$ Signed Up

There's a bunch of Navy and Marine Corps ones too. That reminds me- Happy Birthday, Jarheads!

#14 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on November 11, 2006 03:39 PM

Don't forget the *Chair* Force NCO guy.

#15 - Posted by: Dale on November 11, 2006 03:43 PM

I'm trying to forget the Air Force. They seem to get pleasure from leaving people stranded in places like Kyrgyzstan and Honduras. Grr.

But hey, can't complain about a free ride, right?

#16 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on November 11, 2006 04:39 PM

LOL!!! Aren't you affraid the DNC is going to sue for stealing their recruitment slogan?

#17 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on November 11, 2006 07:25 PM

actually...isn't the new slogan

No Trailer Trash Retard left behind.

#18 - Posted by: Narb on November 13, 2006 04:09 AM

Yes Narb, the Dems always take care of their base...

#19 - Posted by: gunga on November 13, 2006 07:39 AM
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