That monkey isn't so scary, and I saw a baboon's butt on television all the time from '92 to '00. The more things change...

So wait, there was an election...and the Democrats won? Wow, you don't watch TV for a few days and you really miss stuff...

I jumped back and gasped at the close up of Pelosi's lips, very scary!

Let's see if Pelosi puts International Relations in Tom Lantos' pocket or in nutbag Barbara Lee's pocket.

Well, there goes my hopes of having good dreams tonight.

Great video, well timed, well executed, and - dang Frank, I thought my schmoo voice was cute. Yours is like Llamma Song cute.

You know, in a manly heterosexual way.

That I appreciate.

You know, in a manly heterosexual way.

I didn't know Stitch was into political humor.

Ok, this may go long, but stick with it... something us Repubs may have to get used to.

The GOP has some heavy work to do in every city, county, district and state from coast to coast. This was a national drubbing, in spite of a vibrant economy and (so far) successful protection of the homeland since 9/11. Count up how many of our losers and few winners kept Dubya at arm's length--and remember them 2 years from now. Giuliani was one of the few to campaign tirelessly, yet never distanced himself from the President regardless of where he differed with him. That man, and anyone else with similar loyalty and principles, will have my vote in '08.

It's only been 3 days, and I'm already sick to death of hearing about how it was Iraq, corruption, overspending or failure to adhere to the Contract With America crowd of '94. Bullshit. The Dems were organized, stayed on message, moved to the center with candidates more similar to ours in years, and campaigned as one. We carped, found fault with our leaders for this reason or that, and got what we deserved. From Peggy Noonan to Ann Coulter to now Rush himself, we Republicans just can't seem to stand being in the majority without kicking the top dog for being ideologically impure.

Talk to me about conservative principles while Nancy Pelosi, Henry Waxman, Charlie Rangel, John Dingell, Harry Reid, Joe Biden and Ted Kennedy lecture us for the next 2 years, perhaps more. Yeah, now I'm wearing a huge happy hat. (Denis Leary, thank you for that one.)

While the purists and fixers are at it, let them explain why RR chose Lowell Weicker, a lib, as his running mate in '76 before the Repub convention. Why did he choose a non-ideological blue-blood like GHWB in '80? "Voodoo economics," indeed. It turned out OK because we ALL wanted a bigger tent, and the ideas fit in that tent. So the fix now is to make the f'ng tent smaller?! Gimme a break.

Conservatives right now remind me of a joke I heard in Preacher School back in the 70s. A guy's being shown around heaven, and asks about this one group who's shouting, dancing and speaking in tongues. "That's the Pentecostals." They come upon another group, praising the Lord in sync with a raucous band. "Yup, that's the Southern Baptists." As they come around a corner, they see a group huddled together and glowering at everyone else. The new guy asks: "Who the heck are they?" The guide answers: "Keep your voice down...that's the Church of Christ, but they think they're the only ones up here."

Parochial, to be sure. Anyone from the South will get it.

That's so funny (except the part about kissing Pelosi's big wax lips)!

I kept expecting SEM to refer to Pelosi as 'Prrrecioussss', but I suppose that might infringe on some copyrights.

God, I just hope the monkeys don't force us to wear dainty, frilly cuffs. It's bad enough that Hate-Filled Lefty is going to be the new ambassador to Israel

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Pretty scary stuff...funny stuff!

Oh I so want those 3 minutes of my life back. Yet I am puzzled about one thing: is it just me or did the picture of Pelosi's lips and that of the baboon's butt seem to be one and the same? Curious.

Lol, that was great. =P

"We have brought our Islamomonkey friends. You dumb stupid hillbilly neocon Joos are mean to them - so they blow you up. You deserve it."

"And then we like to take advice from Kos and his monkey friends. Instead if throwing poo, they like to eat it."

Bwhahaha!

I'm not sure whether to laugh or to dig my eyeballs out with a rusty spoon. One thing I am sure of...the nightmares are likely to last at least two years...

You know, if you had made this video BEFORE the elections the outcome might have been different!!! Timing is everything guys!

Oh Frank J., you made my night!

Ahhhh! Close ups of Pelosi and Reid? I just ate lunch, and now I have to wipe it off my keyboard! Oh, well...the laughs were worth it.

LOL, loved it!

and Bob, I thought SEM sounded familiar too. guess Bushitler doesn't have the ring anymore!

It scares the poo outa me, but I can't stop watching. And laughing! Thank you, Frank.

My kids were quoting Scary Evil Monkey all weekend long! My 6 year old son especially liked the baboon butt part. Sheesh!

Very well done, Frank! Thank you!