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23 Responses To ""Cut and Run Party Will Push to Cut and Run""
The new democratic leadership show the new direction they will have the troops holding their hands. #1 - Posted by: spacemonkey on November 12, 2006 09:04 PMI love how no group of politicians can ever perform the group arm-raising correctly. They all want to hold hands at the same time, but it doesn't work that way. You've got to grab the wrists people, the wrists! #2 - Posted by: Sixth Sense on November 13, 2006 01:20 AMUnder (emphasis on under) democratic "leadership", that caption is sad, but true. Unless you're talking about responsibility to the real American citizens; in that case, they'll run away full throttle. I think they're holding up the wrong flag. Shouldn't the banner for their allegiance be completely white? #3 - Posted by: AlanABQ on November 13, 2006 04:19 AMIn 1985, President Ronald Reagan received a group of bearded men. These bearded men I was writing about in those days in The New Yorker, actually did. They were very ferocious-looking bearded men with turbans looking like they came from another century. President Reagan received them in the White House. After receiving them he spoke to the press. He pointed towards them, I’m sure some of you will recall that moment, and said, “These are the moral equivalent of America’s founding fathers”. These were the Afghan Mujahiddin. They were at the time, guns in hand, battling the Evil Empire. They were the moral equivalent of our founding fathers! In August 1998, another American President ordered missile strikes from the American navy based in the Indian Ocean to kill Osama Bin Laden and his men in the camps in Afghanistan. I do not wish to embarrass you with the reminder that Mr. Bin Laden, whom fifteen American missiles were fired to hit in Afghanistan, was only a few years ago the moral equivalent of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson! #4 - Posted by: Narb on November 13, 2006 06:14 AMAh...Narb has this whole thing figured out! So now Osama was a poor Mujahiddin fighting for his country and the whole thing is OUR fault! Interesting logic...except that he is the son of a Saudi who's family fortune runs in the hundreds of millions of dollars! But small details like that don't matter, Narby...keep blaming your own country for everything...it will make you feel better! #6 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 13, 2006 07:14 AMMy Dad once had some men with beards come to our house to replace the roof. He said they did a great job. Does that mean that mean Osama is Amish? I wish my Dad had used pirates, though...that would have been a better story. #7 - Posted by: Gunga on November 13, 2006 07:26 AMAmish pirates can't use motor boats I've been told. They also don't believe in violence. This makes them a very surrender worthy adversary in the new Democratic management. #8 - Posted by: Ringmaster on November 13, 2006 07:48 AMNarb confused me. How can we blame everything on President Busg if we have to put some of the blame on Presidnet Reagan? Focus people, focus! Nothing happened before Captian Shrubbery McBushitler stole the election in 2000. The whole world loved us and we loved the whole world, until then. Hey Narb, How'd you lick a frickin' laser mounted to your head? #9 - Posted by: DrEvil on November 13, 2006 08:02 AMLick = like in previous post. Come to think of it, it just about always has that meaning. Have an Evil day. #10 - Posted by: DrEvil on November 13, 2006 08:03 AMNarb, you ignorant slut. Yes, your hero Osama did fight with the Afghani mujahadeen against the Soviet invasion. Yes, we did fund and train these "freedom" fighters. Then after the Soviets bailed, the Islamonutzies in Afghan, now known as the Taliban, gradually took over the country and made the mess we had to go in and clean up. Osama's allegiance is to himself, not Saudi Arabia, Iraq or Afghan. He wants the world dominated by sharia law. You and your surrender monkey democrats can piss into the wind all you want, the danger is there and it is real. Now that the media sheep known as "moderates" have returned the liberals to power, let's see what your plan is to handle Iraq and Afghan. I think we will end up with "Peace in Our Time" if Pelosi and Reid have their way. Oh yes, and you are a doo doo head. #11 - Posted by: captamerica on November 13, 2006 08:37 AMThe only pirates Narb is likely to know about are the butt variety. He supplies them with 'booty'. #12 - Posted by: spacemonkey on November 13, 2006 09:16 AMNarb does not move in reverse quickly, it takes him three trips to haul that a**. #13 - Posted by: Writer on November 13, 2006 09:50 AMHey, thanks for reminding everyone that OBL and the sunshine band are untrustworthy, and that they will bite the hand that feeds them. Instead of freeing the Afgans they subjugated them in a little shangrila right out of the 7th century. Other than pointing out that world events are not in a static state, What are you trying to say? #14 - Posted by: Hwy93 on November 13, 2006 09:52 AMIsn't it time for a new election yet? Or maybe, the democrats need to realize that the congress is bogged down in hopeless quagmire, and it's probably time to think about a quick-paced phased withdrawal. #15 - Posted by: Ben on November 13, 2006 09:53 AMThe sad part of that photo is the fact that, of the three, only Schumer shaves his armpits. #16 - Posted by: Son of Bob on November 13, 2006 12:10 PMOf course, those colors don't run, but the new Congress proposes to change them all to shades of YELLOW. #17 - Posted by: Writer on November 13, 2006 01:05 PMSo, are amish pirates allowed to shave their armpits? #18 - Posted by: sean quixote on November 13, 2006 01:49 PMAm I the only one playing Faux Troll Patrol? "I was writing about in those days in The New Yorker" "They were at the time, guns in hand, battling the Evil Empire." "whom fifteen American missiles were fired to hit in Afghanistan" #19 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on November 13, 2006 04:45 PMWe’re fighting the Amish and Pirates now too? Anyway, That gives me an exit strategy no-one else has considered, SURRENDER TO THE AMISH. #20 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on November 13, 2006 09:27 PMNumbing Narb. You might try this link for a little enlightenment about your CIA funding myths. CIA funding of Arab jihadist groups in Afghanistan Also, I strongly suggest some lessons on how to tell your ass from a hole in the ground. #21 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on November 13, 2006 09:49 PMNeo, He's a rank and file Dhimm... you kno he can't affor it on his own and he'd never get a loan from prty leadership if it involved anything near to thinking for himself. #22 - Posted by: DesertElephant on November 13, 2006 10:22 PMAmish pirate trolls in lebanon, and afganistan. My usually optimistic outlook is becoming very bleak. #23 - Posted by: sean quixote on November 14, 2006 02:04 PMPost a comment
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