Well lets make good use of all the closed military bases.
and FIRST!! (i think)

That is the greatest post ever. Ever.

I also reserve the right to eat hot wings at hooters without having to defend the flavor I bought.

Not all DemoCRAPs are guilty of Treason, of course. Some are only guilty of sedition.

The best way to support the troops? Liberal quantities of ammo and a Permissive ROE, based almost exclusively on Rule 303.

My first instinct on traitor prisons is that they should be Federal Pound-You-In-The-Ass Prisons. But I think that the traitors would enjoy that too much.

I think that the troops should be able to institute a "Running Man"-type of reality show where people like Sean Penn, Michael Moore and Al Franken are dropped into the worst parts of Iraq with no weapons and no U.S. military protection and told to get out alive. Let's see how far their "Hug First and Ask Questions Later" policies get them then. We could make it a pay-per-view event with all of the proceeds going into a fund for troop bonuses.

I only have one beef with this post: prison for traitors? I thought treason was a hangin' offense. Can't we bring that back?

So far, I support your agenda.
More pizza and beer for the troops and more money. Yea! Oh, and immunity from collateral damage. Common, the first rule of a military is to kill people and break things. Yea Military force!

Sean Penn might actually get somewhere with that, when you consider his long history of personal violence. Of course, it's only against photographers, but maybe he can talk the insurgents into carrying cameras instead of AKs.

You're gonna need at least a C5 Galaxy to airlift Michael Moore into Iraq, but I don't think that there's a cargo chute made that would hold him. Given the size of the grease spot, we'd probably be accused of using chemical weapons.

--"We'll need to fund more prisons to hold traitors."--

Ummm...bullets are cheaper than prisons. Just sayin'

Hey Gunga, have you priced ammo lately? Ropes are cheaper in the long run as they can be reused over and over. If one just happens to break, get a seal club to finish the job.

Hmmm, seal-clubbing traitors... Not only is the rope cheaper, allthatsright, but think of what they'd be saving on staffing that job, because I'd do it for them on a volunteer basis. Heck, I'd pay the price of admission - what do you say, three swings at a traitor pinata for a buck? Could at be that we've found something the gub'mint could do at a profit?

As one serving overseas… I say the best thing in the world is a free box of Girl Scout cookies from the USO, they taste like home.

Can putting porn back into the PX and shoppettes be on that list Frank? They've pretty much taken all the spank material away from soldiers when they deploy. A year deployment is a long time when you only have Army women to look at.

How about we nuke sandy places before we deploy to any of them? Everyone hates all that sand - especially the super-fine sand that gets into EVERYTHING. Nuking would provide a less annoying surface...and probably take care of whatever problems existed there in the first place. The only sand I want to see is at the beach.

Dr T, I don't think they need to sell them in AAFES. Have you ever seen the "wallpaper" in some of the living areas? I've had to avert my eyes on numerous occasions. With that much to spare, there’s gotta be plenty going around. I'd think they're getting enough in care packages.

What they DO need to start selling in AAFES is guns and ammo. Why the hell shouldn’t I be able to order just about any firearm under the sun at my BX/PX? Come to think of it, they should just have an entire separate gun store on base! And enough of only taking issued weapons - why can't I deploy with my weapons too?

How about armed segways. It is probably hot in Baghdad.

I've linked to you, and nominated you for SecDef, here.

http://consul-at-arms.blogspot.com/2006/11/re-frank-js-new-agenda-for-america_14.html

The 101st Pole Dancer Regiment. And a platoon of them gay Chippendale's fellas for the ladies deployed.

As I've said before, Frank, my vote and my sword are yours whenever you are eligable to run for president...although your common sense would confuse everyone in Washington.
An even better use for traitors...target practice for boot camp and advanced tacticle training! I do like the "Running Man" concept, though!

We could bomb those annoying mosque's that are always getting in between the forigners faces and the troops bullets.

I agree with everything you have said here and in your other posts, except for your soft stand on treason and traitors.

Wow, that is the longest most ignorant schpeel of malarkey I have ever read. Free speech. I will protest whatever I want whenever I want, try and stop me. Stop us. We dare you.

With re traitors (spit!):

First, the Pentagon should nationalize the car industry of the US, Japan and Korea. Then the secret order goes out to car makers to make two kinds of cars avalable to the public:

-Ones with yellow ribbons that support the troops and with Christian fish, both tastfully inlayed in the rear bumper

-Ones without the above yellow ribbons and also with the Darwin(spit!) fish with "legs' (perhaps also with Kerry bumper stickers or something)

The car driving public would be instructed by there local dealer to buy one or the other of these types of cars.

The second type of car wiould have a radio controoled bomb hidden under the engine. On a preset time and date, all cars w/o yellow ribbons and with darwin fish would be exploded.

This would take care of, by my guess 4/5 of the troop hating traitors in the US. About the other 1/5? How to handle them?

Answer; simple police work. Listen to their phones, round them up, "torture" them to find out who is a real patriot and who is a faux patriot. Exdecute those who do not "pass muster.'

PS After the traitors cars are blown up, another department in the Pentagon would proceed with building a machine that releases precisely the amount of carbon eminssions that the missing cars would have emitted, because 'global warming" is a leftard lie.