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November 13, 2006
For Those Hoping the Election Taught the Republicans a Lesson...
...begin pouding your head against a wall now. I voted for Mel two years ago and have been completely underwhelmed since. I at first hoped this new position for Mel would get him out of the Senate (maybe to be replaced with Katherine Harris or Jeb Bush just to piss off the Donks), but no luck. The Republicans seem intent on rewarding Mel's low approval rating with more power. Really, is there any reason to this at all other than just pandering to Hispanics? I better keep working on my new Republican agenda, because the Republicans certainly aren't going to save themselves. Ignore everyone in Washington; they're Republican imposters. I'm the only real one. 14 Responses To "For Those Hoping the Election Taught the Republicans a Lesson..."
This should work out wonderfully...especially after Mel switches his party affiliation to the Donks. #1 - Posted by: Gunga on November 13, 2006 03:55 PMIs it too late for me to run for office? My days of believing the Republicans are going to move away from the moderate left are certainly coming to a middle. #3 - Posted by: Outback_Jon on November 13, 2006 04:31 PM"My days of believing the Republicans are going to move away from the moderate left are certainly coming to a middle." Nice Firefly reference. :o) #4 - Posted by: G Fresh on November 13, 2006 04:37 PMI'm registering as a liberitarian tomorrow. Screw the fact it's a useless gesture, I'm just sick of this crap. #5 - Posted by: Ringmaster on November 13, 2006 05:40 PMWow, Did the party ignore their base. I always wonder what those people who's votes switch from Republican to Democrat go through. Seriously if they can be persuaded to vote democrat by watching Jon Stewart who would really want them anyway. I felt as an ignored base that pandering to the moderates and not putting out candidates worth voting for has really injured the party. In California I learned on election day that someone was challenging Feinstein. Seriously lets get people worth voting for. That's why the Democrats demonize Corporations because the best Republicans around are running those corporations. Why would the greatest business men in the world want to take a lower waged job with all the criticism. #6 - Posted by: LOOMDOG on November 13, 2006 06:15 PMYou RUBES don't get it! Sit-Down, Shut-Up and Send Money! If we want your opinion we will squeeze it out of that pimple you call your head! Republican National Committee #7 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 13, 2006 07:07 PMFor Those Hoping the Election Taught the Republicans a Lesson... Sure, we were hoping that. Oh wait, you mean something different. [rump-diddly-ah-da theme] Really, is there any reason to this at all other than just pandering to Hispanics? Is pissing off blacks, whites, and Asians a reason? Frank, The wall is already well bloodied. As far as the GOP is concered, the tonto is unsheithed and the blade is buried deep within the belly (the cross stroke is well complete and the upstroke is in motion). When there is little honor left within the Shogun, yet the samauri still follow without question, being a Ronin isn't such a dishonorable thing. #10 - Posted by: Wolfman (fellow longtime ronin) Dan on November 13, 2006 08:00 PMRove strikes again with more great advice for Bush. You either have to believe Rove is out to destroy us, or he hasn't got the sense of a gnat. Even a gnat wouldn't be that consistently destructive. He is working for the other side. The evidence is overwhelming once you look at it. #11 - Posted by: reality intrudes on November 13, 2006 08:22 PMI'm seriously thinking of Jumping ship with Ringmaster. Unless we raise up as Frank J Republicans. I am tired of being S*** on by my own party because they are pusillanimous, efete arseholes who have all the conviction of McCain or Kerry. F**************************************KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry. The frustration is just enough to give me that aneurysm I've been saving up for. #12 - Posted by: DesertElephant on November 13, 2006 08:37 PMJesus Hernandez! What a bunch of cry beebies! I am a loyal Republican chu guys! I boted for Boosh, I stand firm for abortchun, I am sponsoreeng my "No Juan Left Behind" eemigration beel and I chave regularly voted weeth the democrats! Oh cheet, I am a democrat! Chugatts to geet over eet. What deed chu eggspect, Speedy Gonzalez! Andileeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Areeeeeeba! #13 - Posted by: mel martinez on November 14, 2006 07:13 AMPost a comment
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