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November 13, 2006
Cindy Sheehan: I Will Live to Be 1,000. Michael J. Fox Demands Her Stem Cells
Cindy Sheehan, having discovered that determination can overcome genetics and the Will Of God, announced today that she will live to be 1,000 When asked how it could be possible, she mentioned she would wait that long to see George W. Bush tried for crimes against humanity. When asked for his response, President Bush could not guarantee that he would live equally long enough to answer any and all charges. Many scientists predict that living 1,000 years may be possible because that will be how long it will take you to get a doctor's appointment under socialized healthcare. Michael J. Fox, an actor who has supported stem cell research and anything else that might offer him hope - Natural Bee's Honey, Hoodia, and voting Democrat - stated that if Cindy did indeed have supernatural genetic ability, then she should donate stem cells to help his cause.
8 Responses To "Cindy Sheehan: I Will Live to Be 1,000. Michael J. Fox Demands Her Stem Cells"
Receiving stem cells from Cindy Sheehan should be designated a communicable disease-renaming her "Typhoid Mary". You could become as much a Moonbat as she is... #1 - Posted by: Writer on November 13, 2006 04:27 PMWow, that's a relief. Now we know that it's impossible for her to be the Dark Lord Sauron, since Sauron's at LEAST 5000 years old. #2 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on November 13, 2006 04:32 PMDo we get to kill her like they do babies? I mean, she is headed for the trash heap anyway. #3 - Posted by: fmragtops on November 13, 2006 05:01 PMonce again, Dr Ducky has hit the nail on the head. now if only someone would do that to cindy sheeeeehan... great job, Ducky! #4 - Posted by: aA on November 13, 2006 05:56 PMI saw her picture...she only has a couple of years to go...what's the big deal? #5 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 13, 2006 07:03 PMCindy...if only someone could be tried for stupidity, you'd get your 1000 years! #6 - Posted by: Wolman Dan on November 13, 2006 07:45 PMussjimmycarter, Now, let's be fair. She doesn't look a day over 877. #7 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on November 14, 2006 12:19 AMI and my super zombie Christopher Reeve will feast off the blood of the conservatives! Oh, by the way, I really like Hispanic blood, I think it is all the saffron they use. #8 - Posted by: Cindy Shedevil on November 14, 2006 07:07 AMPost a comment
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