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November 15, 2006
Pawn Shop
I think it would be cool to one day own a pawn shop and have a big sign out front saying "PAWN SHOP." Then, some guy would come by to sell his grandfather's watch or something, and, when he'd enter, all he'd see is a store full of pawns for various chess sets. And he'd look to me and say, "This has to be the dumbest most useless store ever!" That would be so awesome! 14 Responses To "Pawn Shop"
or if he learns it is a Prawn shop. live prawns everywhere, kill them yourself and eat them #1 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on November 15, 2006 07:27 PMwhat can i say.... i needed the laugh after today that was good!!!!!!!! I meant what IF the prawns kill you first. Sheesh! #4 - Posted by: K T Cat on November 15, 2006 07:41 PMWe played cheese last weekend and my nephew lost one of the pawns. no lie. we had to use a bottle cap. We sure could have used a pawn shop then. #5 - Posted by: AlaskaNick on November 15, 2006 08:24 PMBut then the ACLU would make you open a rook shop, a knight shop, a bishop shop (No queen shops, though. There are enough of THOSE.) And the UN would demand withdrawal from the four center squares.... "Fianchetto? Wasn't he one of you right wingers?"--Kofi Annon #6 - Posted by: HerrMorgenholz on November 15, 2006 08:33 PM"Hello, Pawn Shop Owner. I am looking for Mongo." #7 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on November 15, 2006 11:04 PMHmmmm... I think someone beat you to it: http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=274499 #8 - Posted by: Just John on November 15, 2006 11:27 PMWould Frank let me in shop? Don't know. Mongo only pawn in game of life. #10 - Posted by: mongo on November 16, 2006 07:09 AMMongo like prawns. #11 - Posted by: mongo on November 16, 2006 07:11 AMAny of those massive pawns like in Harry Potter that come to life and smash and slaughter all that stand in their way? I wish I had one of those. #12 - Posted by: BTret on November 16, 2006 08:46 AMMmmm, fresh prawns. Spacemonkey, d3? Weak opening. E5. #14 - Posted by: Sandan on November 16, 2006 11:45 PMPost a comment
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