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November 16, 2006
We Want This War Lost and We Want It Lost Now!
Posted by Frank J. at 12:42 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (8)

Man, this rebuke of Murtha could hurt the Democrats' plans to cut and run. I mean, Murtha was all the time, "Let's run away like little girls! I have a place in Okinawa we can hide out where the terrorists won’t find us!"

And the Kwazy Kos Kids were all like, "Yay! Someone with a real strategy for Iraq!"

But now Murtha's majority leader prospects just cut and ran into a wall. Who will be the leading voice against our military, trying to ruin all their effort and really really piss them off? Can Hoyer do that? I don't think he has the patented Murtha senility. Neither does Hoyer have the tireless spirit and innovation of Murtha. Murtha was known to crap his pants rather than waste the time heading to the restrooms. That's dedication.

And now that cut and run has taken a blow, the Kwazy Kos Kids are going to be throwing their poo at the computer screen in anger while yelling, "We want America to lose! We want it to lose now! Why can't we be beacon of civilization like Iran?"

And what does this mean for Pelosi? She’s the new Speaker, the leader of Congress, yet the Dems all went against her choice for Majority Leader. That's weak. One of these days, people are just going to have to finally learn that women can't lead.

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Poor old Murtha! As for the Kos Kids...they can take a break for some gay sex and then everything will look better for them...

#1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 16, 2006 12:50 PM

Hey Frank, how's SarahK feel about the fact that women can't lead. Did you clear this with her first. As we all know, you may be the head of the house, but your woman is the neck that moves the head. Need to rephrase that as a liberal, ugly woman from New York or California can't lead.

#2 - Posted by: allthatsright on November 16, 2006 12:53 PM

//One of these days, people are just going to have to finally learn that women can't lead.//

ah Frank, if I were not the submissive concubine of my Benevolent Overlord Kal El, I would surely kick you...as it is I guess Miss Nancy just blew all her political capital on a senile old man who accepts bribes. Hooray for liberal insanity, may it last forever!


#3 - Posted by: on November 16, 2006 01:20 PM

I feel just little bit prouder of calling my self a Democrat today.

#4 - Posted by: Giovanni on November 16, 2006 02:45 PM

How about a little sympathy here. Can you imagine the chagrin of being elected "speaker" and then be told to "shut up"?

#5 - Posted by: Burt on November 16, 2006 03:15 PM

So now you're trying to tell me that Nancy Pelosi is a woman? C'mon...fer real?

#6 - Posted by: Gunga on November 16, 2006 04:07 PM

Women can't lead? Remember Margaret Thatcher?

Perhaps you mean stupid liberal women can't lead. The part of their brains that would be leading is too busy whining.

#7 - Posted by: reality intrudes on November 16, 2006 05:28 PM

It's not that women can't lead. That's just plain goofy!

She's a freaking San Fran Moonbat!

"A" - The woman started with room temperature IQ.
"B" - Living in San Fran lowers your IQ by 2 points yearly and she is a life time resident.
"C" - Governing in San Fran means that you have successfully eliminated any Wisdom you were born with or acquired prior to exposure to San Fran.

It's not that women can't lead. I'd follow Dr. Rice into Hell if she chose to run for the Presidency!

Pelosi is, (on a scale of 1 'Newly indoctrinated Liberal' to 10 The Worms Have Eaten Her Brains Out And All That Is Left Are The Botox Eyes') a 10.

Please, the inability to lead has nothing to do with her gender and everything to do with her mental illness!

#8 - Posted by: TheHat on November 17, 2006 07:35 AM
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