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November 20, 2006
Maybe this is the solution to the "running out of virgins" problem?
So, this guy walks up to a checkpoint with a toy gun. Hilarity does not result: Earlier on Monday evening, IDF troops shot to death a Palestinian who approached a checkpoint near the West Bank city of Jericho. The man pulled a pistol as he approached the checkpoint, and in response the checkpoint commander fired at him, killing him on the spot. So, does this guy get seventy-two blow-up dolls? 18 Responses To "Maybe this is the solution to the "running out of virgins" problem?"
So, does this guy get seventy-two blow-up dolls? I think so. I think that he also gets a nomination for a Darwin award. Thought it was settled that the 72 virgins were really 72 raisins. So, he gets 72 grapes. #3 - Posted by: Anon Y. Mous on November 20, 2006 05:11 PMI like this kind of jihadi. Willing to die for Allah, but unable to kill innocents in the process. Maybe he's trying to get the IDF to laugh themselves to death. #4 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on November 20, 2006 05:33 PMYes, he gets 72 blow-up dolls. And they all have leaks. #5 - Posted by: Greg on November 20, 2006 07:24 PMWow. That is Gene-pool cleansing if I've ever seen it. I just hope he pulled this stunt before he had a chance to breed. Maybe if more "palestinians"* did that, the ME might have a chance. *As palestinians are not an actual nationality or ethnic group, I refuse to capitalize the P. #7 - Posted by: DesertElephant on November 20, 2006 08:13 PMHe's got to be at least a finalist for a Darwin Award... #8 - Posted by: Lonevoice on November 20, 2006 09:58 PMIn the case of good intentions but poor execution (pardon the pun), I think he gets his choice of: I think you get a box of condoms and a goat for that one. Somewhere Mohammed is laughing! I think he should get 72 do-overs. Anyone that f**king stupid needs lots of tries. It's like the special olympics for homicidal muslim pansy-boys... in fact, we should dub it as a new sports competition: The Special allahmpics. #11 - Posted by: AlanABQ on November 21, 2006 03:24 AMI'm sorry, but an IDF soldier killing a (wanna-be)Terrorist is, to me, the definition of Hilarity. It's the best kind of entertainment. Keep it coming, IDF! #12 - Posted by: HKPistole on November 21, 2006 10:31 AMJust to clarify, will the blow-up dolls be virgin? Bill: "Just to clarify, will the blow-up dolls be virgin?" Temporarily. #14 - Posted by: Keith on November 21, 2006 03:50 PMCombining multiple payments into a single monthly check lowers interest rates and can positively affect your credit score. mortgage rate quote [URL=http://xdesign.ucsd.edu/mrtg/calculator/Interest-Only-Mortgage-Calculator.html] mortgage rate quote[/URL] http://xdesign.ucsd.edu/mrtg/calculator/Interest-Only-Mortgage-Calculator.html #15 - Posted by: mortgage rate quote on November 21, 2006 04:35 PMAmericans borrow between $400 billion and $500 billion a year against home equity alone. money lenders [URL=http://ishi.arp.harvard.edu/atmobs/docs/Money-Lenders.html] money lenders[/URL] http://ishi.arp.harvard.edu/atmobs/docs/Money-Lenders.html #16 - Posted by: money lenders on November 21, 2006 04:54 PMI think "mortgage rate quote" makes a good point on this issue. Certainly better than the typical troll-trash that come around. #17 - Posted by: AlanABQ on November 21, 2006 04:58 PMOne second thought, this slight variation is much more effective: I think you get a box of condoms and a USED goat for that one. Post a comment
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