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November 21, 2006
Buttpirates For Bombers?
Posted by Laurence Simon at 11:13 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (24)

Meryl mentions the recent Israeli High Court decision to offer symbolic recognition to gay marriages.

Meanwhile, Queers For Palestine keeps marching with light loafers against the Jewish State, despite it being the only nation in the Middle East where they can march, marry, and it's not a crime for them to be homosexual.

Yes, the ultra-Orthodox hate their guts, but when they pick up a rock and huck it at the homosexualim, it's the rock-thrower who gets arrested, not the homosexualim.

As Zombietime calls them:

No single group better exemplifies the cognitive dissonance on display at these rallies than Queers for Palestine, also known as QUIT -- Queers Undermining Israeli Terror.

In the past, I've struggled with settling on a single snarky term for Queers For Palestine, so I IM-ed a few folks to see what we could come up with...

10. Polesmokers For Palestine
9. The Limp-Wristed Resistance Movement
8. Queers For Qassams
7. C***suckers For The Caliphate
6. Glory Hole Holy Warriors
5. Al Aqsa Fairies Brigade
4. Islamic Gee, I Had Such A Nice Time In the Castro Last Month
3. Mohammed's Trumpet Blowers
2. Hizballsonmychin

And the number one alternative name for Queers For Palestine...

1. Gays For Genocide

Of course, these ten can't possibly be all of them. Feel free to add your own in the comments.

*** ock

(I'm sure they could benefit from some legal advice from Kevin, not that it would tell them anything they didn't already know.)

Rating: 2.0/5 (3 votes cast)

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24 Responses To "Buttpirates For Bombers?"

Palestinian Peter Puffers

Fatwah Fudge Packers

#1 - Posted by: Moneyman on November 21, 2006 12:26 PM

Fudgepackers For Fatwah

Tailibandits

Circle Jerk Jihadists

#2 - Posted by: G Fresh on November 21, 2006 12:27 PM

Whoops, didn't see Moneyman's Fudge Packer entry.

#3 - Posted by: G Fresh on November 21, 2006 12:29 PM

Queens of the Stone Age Islamic Rule

Mohammed's Dancing Nancies

Catchers for the Caliphate

#4 - Posted by: G Fresh on November 21, 2006 12:38 PM

Muslim Meat Smugglers


#5 - Posted by: on November 21, 2006 12:38 PM

Hezbollah Homo-cide Bombers

With apologies to Mr. Ellroy...

#6 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on November 21, 2006 12:56 PM

- The Knights of the Temple of Sodom (OK, that would be a better name for Gay Crusaders)

- Rump Rangers of Ramadan.

- Marys of Mecca and Medina

#7 - Posted by: keith on November 21, 2006 01:50 PM

I-slam 'em in the butt
Mecca him bend over
Wanna Fatwan?

#8 - Posted by: Panic on November 21, 2006 02:17 PM

How about...


Saucy Sodomite Suicide Bombers

Queers for People Who Kill Queers.

#9 - Posted by: Remulak MoxArgon on November 21, 2006 02:38 PM

It's funny, Sarah goes away and the mice play.

#10 - Posted by: Robert on November 21, 2006 04:22 PM

Queer Eye for the Splodey Guy

Brokeback Jihad

#11 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on November 21, 2006 04:34 PM

Al-Assqlown Buggers' Brigade

Muff Munchin' Muftis

New Sodom Crack Jockeys

Yassir's Airyfarts

#12 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on November 21, 2006 04:36 PM

"The love that will not shut the @#$% up until they throw the Jews into the wells"

#13 - Posted by: Gunga on November 21, 2006 04:39 PM

Jihadijizzmemberers.

#14 - Posted by: DohXs on November 21, 2006 08:37 PM

Koranic Kornholers

#15 - Posted by: Subvet on November 21, 2006 08:59 PM

Jizzhadis
Gaza Strippers featuring Sodom Hussein
Gulp & Blow Boys
Hida-salaami Brigade

#16 - Posted by: AlanABQ on November 21, 2006 09:00 PM

Fatwah Felchers

Jihad Gerbal Boys

Allah's Ass-Spelunkers

Talaban Turd-burglers

Suni ankle-grabbers

Ramadan ringjobbers

Sheite Shrimpers

#17 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on November 21, 2006 09:38 PM

Lesbollah
The prophet Mo'homo'ed

So far I say Panic is the comment winner.

#18 - Posted by: Skullcrusher on November 21, 2006 10:12 PM

The Hershey Highway Hezbollah

#19 - Posted by: Subvet on November 22, 2006 12:31 AM

Phallic Paladins.

#20 - Posted by: Subvet on November 22, 2006 04:09 AM

Laughed my ass off! Very funny stuff!

#21 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 22, 2006 08:55 AM

This is all too not funny! All your jokes are belong to me!

#22 - Posted by: mehomo'ed on November 24, 2006 02:12 PM

We wil invayd yor bsae uv opirashunz, Mowhamid, thenn wi wil invayd yor hurshy hiway. Ala Snakbar!?!%@

#23 - Posted by: Muslims Hate Vaginas on November 25, 2006 04:16 AM

Heh. Frank fears the cock.

#24 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on November 26, 2006 11:06 AM
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