The Christmas season is here and it’s time to reach out to each other in the spirit of the season and move our country forward. It's time to reach out to liberals.

But how do we do that? What kind of gift do you give somebody who might be offended at the idea of saying Merry Christmas?

That’s where the IMAO giftshop comes in. We have a special line of toys and other gifts that are sure to make you a hit with all of your liberal friends.

For example, try today’s gift suggestion…

This delightful doll will bring hours of joy to your liberal friends and their families. Their children, whether obtained through surrogate motherhood or purchased in Malawi, will enjoy watching Tickle Me Hugo throw himself on the ground and giggle with delight. Hugo utters phrases such as I’ll Sell You Some Heating Oil. Cheap. and Tie My Shoes Mr. Secretary General.

Tickle Me Hugo comes packaged in Anti-American Rhetoric and a pretty blue box.

Batteries not included.

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Order today. You won't regret it.

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