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November 28, 2006
Flying Imams Terrorize Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport
OK Gavin M., I'll take up your photoshop duel challenge--if you mess with one of my street 'ho's, you mess with me. Your challenge is to come up with a funnier take on the "flying imams" story than the one above. After you fail, you get to pick the next topic, create a photoshop, and I will try to best you, and so on and so forth. Choose a particular picture, a phrase, a theme, a person--I don't care. Let's see what you've got . . . UPDATE: Although Gavin M. came back with a worthy response, I still feel compelled to declare victory. Also, constructive criticizers, if you think I'm going to spend the time required to put together Worth 1000 level submissions, you need to put down the crackpipe/Jesus juice (depending on your political persuasion). I'm not on public assistance, in college , a graphic artist, or single--all prerequisites for that level of dedication. In other news . . . NASA scientists are perplexed . . . . . . by a massive sucking phenomenon recently detected by the Hubble Telescope on the Left side of the Blogiverse. . 21 Responses To "Flying Imams Terrorize Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport"
A quick critique of your Photoshop skills: You should have used a picture of the Flying Nun where she wasn't smiling so much. Also, the Flying Imams look pretty peaceful and benign. It looks as though Sally Field has converted the infidels (or vise versa--either way it's a party). Your collage is another example of how rightwingers understand parody but fail to get satire. If you need a humor coach, I'm in the book under both "Nazi, Grammar" and "Phallus, Almighty (intelligentsia)" #2 - Posted by: The Unnamed Grammar Nazi and His Almighty Phallus of Intelligentsia! on November 28, 2006 10:11 PMI'm not sure why these imams you've put together should be funny. A visualization of a headline? Sally Field is cute, but one imam's drawn and the other's a photo, which causes a bit of discontinuity. And if they were terrorizing anything you'd figure the nun would be smoking and heading downwards, but she's cheerfully leading them on, as sexy nuns often do. #3 - Posted by: Righteous Bubba on November 28, 2006 10:36 PMHoly Mile High Club, batsmen! I guess Sally is off looking for the other four imams? P.S. Doodz, don't sweat your impending loss too much, your logo can use the upgrade. #4 - Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya on November 28, 2006 10:36 PMLosers buy winners gun cake! Yays! #5 - Posted by: Mr. Rourke Brand Salad Dressing on November 28, 2006 10:38 PMOh, I think you may have missed the point. Funny is crucial, but that's subjective. I do believe you all were being called out on the technical acumen you're claiming isn't important. Just sayin'. #6 - Posted by: Marita on November 28, 2006 10:40 PMDoes that ad girl really have an automatic weapon tucked in her panties?? HAHAHAH THAT'S WHAT FRANK J SAID!!!!!!!11!1 Inner non-troll says: Mega props for having fun with this. Where is the Commissar, he should get in on this. #7 - Posted by: Capt. Trollypants on November 28, 2006 10:42 PMOh, I think you may have missed the point. Funny is crucial, but that's subjective. I do believe you all were being called out on the technical acumen you're claiming isn't important. I dunno, I think it's a unified assault, with the proposition being that the wingnuts are both unfunny and bad at photoshop. Correspondingly the winning entry will be slick and funny. #8 - Posted by: Righteous Bubba on November 28, 2006 10:48 PM"Right-wingers aren't funny because of blah-bity blah blah." Criticism is easy; let's see you whiners make something. #9 - Posted by: Frank J. on November 28, 2006 11:17 PMIt will be awesome, and awesome includes the smaller subset of "and funny, too." Prepare to taste the sad cup of loserdom as we eat the delicious gun cake. #10 - Posted by: Pinko Punko on November 28, 2006 11:24 PMMmmm . . . gun cake. Gosh, I hope Cadet Happy was planning to have it for lunch. #11 - Posted by: Smiling Mortician on November 28, 2006 11:37 PMI think it's very sporting of you to take up the challenge. So do you have, like, an ETA on when you plan to post a funny picture? You know, a picture with some sort of a "joke" in it? #12 - Posted by: Thers on November 29, 2006 12:03 AMSeriously, FrankJ: It's awesome of you that you're willing to play this game, but the technical acumen thing was a cop-out. It would be like putting on a horse race and saying no points will be awarded for finishing first. Then handing the trophy to the jockey with the prettiest silks or the horse with the longest mane. I propose that the most important criteria of a photoshop contest should be: Oh, and if Sadly,No wins- you have to give them back their preview button. Does that ad girl really have an automatic weapon tucked in her panties?? Ah yes. Nothing annoys liberals more than accidentally shooting yourself in the thigh. #13 - Posted by: RobW on November 29, 2006 01:39 AMI guess you could say that we've posted a response. #14 - Posted by: Sadly, No! Research Labs on November 29, 2006 01:50 AMJust a couple more rounds and then I say we declare victory and begin the occupation. #15 - Posted by: Frank J. on November 29, 2006 07:35 AMI think the IAMO assholes think the point of the contest is to come up with a Photoshop that sucks balls. That, they can do. #16 - Posted by: John Deacon on November 29, 2006 12:03 PMAerodynamically speaking, the flying nun would fly more efficiently if her veil were reversed. It is currently in an aerobraking configuration which, combined with the drag of her dangling rosary, is not helping her to escape the limp-wristed imam perverts that are following her. The winglets do afford some degree of pitch control, but frankly, a smooth-domed Carmelite habit with a pointed scapular would afford greater mobility with significantly less wind resistance. Also, the brown color will help her blend in with foliage when viewed from above. #17 - Posted by: The Land Walrus on November 29, 2006 01:35 PMthat's the kind of thing an idiot would use as the combination on his luggage #18 - Posted by: mdhåtter on November 29, 2006 01:57 PMAnd if John Deacon knows about anything, it's about sucking balls. That's a big twinkee. #20 - Posted by: Kathleen on November 29, 2006 02:50 PMBrown people! Fly Away! FLY AWAY!!! #21 - Posted by: Svlad Jelly on November 29, 2006 04:38 PMPost a comment
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