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November 30, 2006
Name that Party!
Now usually I think that all other political parties other than the main two are stupid and gay, and, if you want to change things, then your best bet is to try and take over the direction of one of those two parties, but let's just entertain the notion for a moment of having to start our own party because the Republicans go all Commie. If we were to start our own party, what would be a good name for it? Most party names are pretty boring. The Democrats and Republicans get their names from types of government, and party names like the Libertarians and the Constitutional Party or the Conservative Party are equally boring. The Green Party just makes me think of sickly people. So what would be some good names for an awesome political party? How about: The Marauders Put your idea for political party names in the comments. 53 Responses To "Name that Party!"
I'd go with either Team Hellbender or The WarMongerers. First!! #1 - Posted by: HkPistole on November 30, 2006 11:45 AM'civilians not subjects' party #2 - Posted by: dgb on November 30, 2006 11:45 AMThe Beatles #3 - Posted by: ringo starr on November 30, 2006 11:50 AMMoon Nukers or The People You Should Elect Or Else party. Rock Out With Your Tongue Out Party #5 - Posted by: Gene Simmons on November 30, 2006 11:59 AMThe Dave is Always Right Party... #6 - Posted by: Dave on November 30, 2006 12:01 PMThe Fun and Games Party #7 - Posted by: W. James on November 30, 2006 12:06 PMHow about "American's for Frank J. Party". It worked for Joe in CT. #8 - Posted by: P.J. on November 30, 2006 12:10 PMThe Overlord Party (or just "The Overlords") #10 - Posted by: SilverBubble on November 30, 2006 12:19 PMTeam Ramrod, The Guns 'n' Ammo Party The Testiculars Chuck Norris #13 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on November 30, 2006 12:43 PMOn the other hand, "Team Ramrod" kicks Smellycrat ass! Good on ye, Pete! #14 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on November 30, 2006 12:45 PMI like Silverbubble's suggestion, but you need to add "BENEVOLENT" in front of it. "The BENEVOLENT OVERLORDS party" see then people know this party plans to protect them so long as they behave. #15 - Posted by: shimauma on November 30, 2006 12:58 PMThe Ones with the Guns Party. #16 - Posted by: AlanABQ on November 30, 2006 12:58 PMThe Jets #18 - Posted by: Sue on November 30, 2006 12:59 PMThe Wyld Party Or how about The Swiftian Party #19 - Posted by: Stephen on November 30, 2006 01:12 PMNew party names: "None of the Above" "Look! Something Shiny!" The "Testosterone" Party The "Fuzzy Warm Bunnies with Weapons" Party The "Christopher Reeves Shall Rise and Walk" Party #21 - Posted by: FormerHostage on November 30, 2006 01:31 PM>The Jets >Posted by: Sue on November 30, 2006 >12:59 PM Bennie and The Jets #22 - Posted by: FormerHostage on November 30, 2006 01:32 PMThe Richards/Gibson Party The Party Who Says, "NI!" Autosockracons Protoss In the end, though, straight up "Hellbender" is the best so far. #24 - Posted by: BTret on November 30, 2006 02:07 PMAs a Simpsons fan, I suggest "The Ants." It has the beauty of allowing Katie Couric to say: "There is no stopping them, 'the Ants' will soon control all three branches of government. And I for one welcome our 'insect' overlords and remind them that my news program is the only one with a 'Free Speech' segment." #25 - Posted by: keith on November 30, 2006 02:29 PM"The anti-party"
The Party of No Consequence American Idol Pull My Finger...no that's not a party name...I just wanted you to pull my finger...Slyman's corned beef does that to me... #27 - Posted by: Gunga on November 30, 2006 03:57 PMThe Daisy Cutters #28 - Posted by: Nico on November 30, 2006 04:23 PMBased on the commenters here, it should be recycled from days gone by: The Know Nothing Party. #29 - Posted by: Steve L. on November 30, 2006 04:29 PMThanks Steve, you're a daisy. #30 - Posted by: Gunga on November 30, 2006 04:38 PMThe Party at Frank J's Place #31 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on November 30, 2006 04:43 PMVictrix! #32 - Posted by: writer on November 30, 2006 04:56 PMHere's some ideas: Chucknorrisican Party Fred #35 - Posted by: Senior Bumblebee on November 30, 2006 06:16 PMPeople With Common Sense The Aristocrats Anti-unAmericans Exterminators - getting rid of vermin scum #36 - Posted by: Gun Toting Whacko on November 30, 2006 06:44 PMParty? Did somebody say party? TOGA, TOGA, TOGA, TOGA, TOGA!!! #37 - Posted by: Powered by Guinness on November 30, 2006 06:47 PMThe Party Naked Party #38 - Posted by: dRoast on November 30, 2006 06:52 PMThe Party for Peace Through Superior Firepower - Where our slogan is: -- Nuke the Moon! The Riders of the Pale Horse The Crusade Party Party for the Armed Forces to Kick Everyone Else's Asses The .44 Magnum Party The God, Guns and Country Party Those Who Punch Liberal Monkeys in the Face or just simply: Ronin #41 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on November 30, 2006 08:24 PMThe Oligarchs Justice League The J-Men The PDLMFP (Punch Dumb Liberal Monket Faces Party) The People's Front of IMAO. Not to be confused with the IMAO People' Front. Splitters! #42 - Posted by: DesertElephant on November 30, 2006 08:25 PMThe Neo-Federalist Party? It's a nod to the Nixon-Reagan (play up the Reagan, not so much the Nixon) 'New Federalism'. It's also a nod to the Founders, who, even while arguing the crap out of each other regarding the new Constitution were pretty much in agreement that taxes were for the most part bad. The prefix 'neo-' attracts all those trendy twentysomething Matrix fans, and suggests a policy based on things like "Guns. Lots of guns." But the actual word 'federalism' has to do with balancing power between central and local governments. We could use this as an excuse to quarantine the stupid Marxists, throwing all their stupid intrusive policies out at the federal and state levels, leaving them to rot with a few counties and municipalities. Of course, while intrusive laws would be contained as locally as possible, anti-intrusive laws (i.e. the Bill of Rights) would be spread as widely and harshly as possible, paving the way for charging these socialist hives with rebellion. #43 - Posted by: George guy on November 30, 2006 10:19 PMBarry's Dream Team or we could just go with Gun Toting Whacko's suggestion #44 - Posted by: Goldwater Disciple on November 30, 2006 10:41 PM1) How about just "The Party"? Who doesnt want a party? 2) Or "The Majority"? Who can argue agains "The Majority" in a democracy? :-) 3) "Common Sense" 4) A final one: "Erection". The headline "Erection enters White House" begs to be printed. Or "New poll: Erection growing". Slogans could be "Erection: as hard as it gets" or "Erection: penetrating America". Just a couple suggestions :-) Henrik #45 - Posted by: Henrik KRog on November 30, 2006 11:20 PMThe Mongooses!! How about the Mongooses?! (...gratituous Futurama steal) #46 - Posted by: CatsGodot on November 30, 2006 11:51 PMA couple more Futurama steals: "The Tastycrats" How about "The 'E' Street Band", that way, when some moonbat complains about our President and our party, instead of saying "George Bush and the Republicans", they'll have to say "George Bush and the 'E' Street Band" "Wyld Stallyns!" "The Rebel Alliance" The Party Hearty Party. Awkward to say but lot's of fun to belong to. #48 - Posted by: Subvet on December 1, 2006 12:25 AMShock And Awe Party The BSU (Blow Sh!t Up) Party The Party of Ass-Kickers Seriously, how bout: "The other group of people who want to loot the treasury and give the money to are friends" or "The Party of Rough Justice" #53 - Posted by: Grand_intellect on December 2, 2006 01:14 AMPost a comment
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