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December 01, 2006
What is Mahmoud Abbas Praying For? #14
It's Friday, so you know it's time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque. However, this week's different... this week we're going to start a new feature called: So, from Mahmoud Abbas' expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for? Is it:  a) Representative-elect Keith Ellison to stop sending fruit baskets. The apricots are killing him.  b) For his aides to stop rummaging through his trashbin for food. The apricots are killing them, too.  c) You know that knick-nack paddywhack give a dog a bone, song? What the hell is a paddywhack?  d) Those bloody bells to stop! Where do we keep the guided missiles? Is there any way we can stop sending the inventory to Beit Hanun for a day and use some Qassams on those damned Bethlehem bastards?  e) To win this weekly Simon Says competition for once so he can wear the hat and the dress.  f) Willie to eat his heart out. Sing it, Johnny Otis! or g) NONE OF THE ABOVE Put your guesses in the comments. 17 Responses To "What is Mahmoud Abbas Praying For? #14"
4th image- He's trying to telepathically destroy all western enemies. #1 - Posted by: Sir Newb de Mathenay on December 1, 2006 02:34 PM4th image~ g) none I think he's asking allah for guidance, because he's wondering if the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it's all about. #4 - Posted by: AlanABQ on December 1, 2006 03:52 PMI think in that last picture he is praying for an infidel to use his blurry, ninja hands of death on. #5 - Posted by: G Fresh on December 1, 2006 03:54 PM1. I can't believe I ate the whole thing. "All together now: Merciful Allah, please help us find the infidel who stole our shoes, so that we may chop off his hands." #7 - Posted by: mikeyslaw on December 1, 2006 05:49 PM1) to see those pictures of Britney Spears without her underwear. 2) for MTV to pimp his ride. 3) a playstation 3 for ramadan. #8 - Posted by: No-L on December 1, 2006 06:32 PMHe is praying for a worthy adversary with the will to destroy him. Like Chuck Norris or John Bolton's Mustache. #9 - Posted by: George guy on December 1, 2006 08:18 PMPaddywhack? You wanna see a paddywhack? Here's a Paddy ready to whack you like you read about in the papers, IMAO-boy! And this is when we're just somewhat irritated! You point that tranquilizer dart gun at me again, clown, and your heirs and assigns will... Ow, that stung! #10 - Posted by: Mitch on December 1, 2006 11:23 PMf) Merifal Alla be praised! I'm so happy the Democrats won I'm going to clap like a retard! #11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on December 2, 2006 10:30 AM1. DAMN! I hate it when I bite the inside of my mouth. For more wells. Also if the Jews are to blame for everything why do they vote Democrat. #13 - Posted by: LOOMDOG on December 3, 2006 11:05 PMKrikey, but these guys would crap their pants if they new I was Jewish! #14 - Posted by: captamerica on December 4, 2006 07:51 AMMary-Kate or Ashley? Mary-Kate or Ashley? Which one would I choose? #15 - Posted by: Son of Bob on December 4, 2006 09:33 PMThey're over 18 now. I'd choose both, but I'd feed one better than the other... y'know, the skinny one. #16 - Posted by: AlanABQ on December 5, 2006 04:37 AMc, definitely Post a comment
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