Rumor (with some confirmation) has it that Hamas, enemy of America and Israel, met with another enemy of America and Israel: the Democratic Party... and we all know that rumors always end up to be one hundred percent true. I guess after the Democrats' big win in November, Hamas was thinking they could learn something from the Democrats. I wonder how that idea exchange went...

HAMAS: We want kill jooooos! You help!

DEMOCRATS: Well, we have a big problem in Iraq. Our solution to that is to raise the minimum wage. Have you tried that?

HAMAS: Uh... how would that help?

DEMOCRATS: Also, you may want to turn public opinion against the Jews. Next time they assassinate your leadership, say that that was just a tax cut for the rich.

HAMAS: I'm not following...

DEMOCRATS: And if the Jews pass more legislation against suicide bombing, hammer them for limiting your right to choose.

HAMAS: I'm thinking this might have been a mistake.

Then again, with how good the Democrats are at convincing people to surrender on major conflicts, maybe some good will come of this.

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