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December 11, 2006
Well, there goes the policy of Nuclear Ambiguity...
Smooth move, dumbass: "Can you say that this is the same level, when they are aspiring to have nuclear weapons, as America, France, Israel and Russia?" he said, adding that those countries had nuclear weapons but they did not threaten any one with it. Not that anybody's surprised, of course. So, folks, now that the cat's out fo the bag, who gets nuked first? By the way, seriously for a moment... first reaction by a Western county will be Germany's Prime Minister "Toots" Merkel demanding that the German dolphin-class subs with recently-upgraded fuel-cell technology purchased by Israel be returned and/or hunted down and destroyed. And any existing units in production will, of course, be cancelled. Meanwhile, the Germans will continue to push the EU to fund the Palestinians and will be screaming for Iran's economy to be opened up for German industry. Maybe, those German dolphins meant for Israel will end up sold to Iran or Saudi Arabia or Egypt. You know, as a deterrent. Just watch... watch it all happen. 3 Responses To "Well, there goes the policy of Nuclear Ambiguity..."
Mecca!!!! Mecca is first. #1 - Posted by: Robert on December 11, 2006 04:09 PMOrdinarily, I'd cast my vote for Tehran - there's never a bad time to nuke Tehran in my book - and of course, there's a large contingent in favor or nuking the moon, or so I hear - but today, I have a more thoughtful and bipartisan answer. Nuke the cows. It's just been announced that cows - and I suspect by this, they mean cow flatulence - are the number one cause of global warming, as well as acid rain and a host of other things. I say we need to nuke the cows in order to save the planet, and nuclear winter could counter the global warming, so you know, it's all good. Besides, thing of all the brisket we'd barbeque in the process (as long as we didn't accidentally ignite all that cow flatulence in the process). Think of how we could end world hunger with all that brisket. Except in India, because they'd rather have a nice salad than brisket. Which means more brisket for me. And that's good too. So if you really think about it, everyone wins in my plan. Except those people in India. #2 - Posted by: Keith on December 11, 2006 07:40 PMIsrael can take out their worst enemy and one that's plagued the US for 30 years in the same strike - drop one on Jimmy Carter! #3 - Posted by: bunkerboy on December 12, 2006 05:24 AMPost a comment
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