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December 12, 2006
Jimmy Carter Should Be Pushed into the Sea
I was thinking what should we do with the problem of Jimmy Carter, the human embodiment of failure. He has occupied the title of President since the 70's and has diminished said title ever since. We cannot coexist with this disgrace to the great nation of the United States of America. He must be pushed into the sea and then never spoken of again. 17 Responses To "Jimmy Carter Should Be Pushed into the Sea"
Did you see Carter on Leno last night? Actor Ed Norton came on with a letter he wrote at age 8 to Carter, asking him to do more to save wildlife. Carter regretted he hadn't done more, but the fact was that wildlife suffered from a malaise back then, and he was preoccupied with the challenges of becoming the worst president in US history. #1 - Posted by: bunkerboy on December 12, 2006 11:00 AMHey Jimmy, Kim here! Saw you on Jay Reno rast night. You rook gleat! Just wanted to thank you for aw your hairp with our nucrear ploglam. Did you see our big boom a cupra months ago? Okay, not so big, but we working on it. Maybe when we unite Kolea they can give you another Nobear Plize! Rotsa ruv, He must be pushed into the sea and then never spoken of again. Who must be? I never heard of this guy. I was an adult (according to my birth certificate, anyway) in the late 1970s, and I clearly remember that the USA conducted a four-year experiment of doing without a President. Anybody can claim to be President during that period without fear of contradiction, because there was no President. Push him into the sea!? Hey! I eat fish from there! I don't want it all Carterized. Sheesh...that's sickening. #4 - Posted by: Gunga on December 12, 2006 11:16 AMWhat did I do? #5 - Posted by: Aquaman on December 12, 2006 11:23 AMLOL! I love it when Kim Jong il visits to comment, his accent is so cute and funny. "Nobear Plize" HA!! CLASSIC!! #7 - Posted by: shimauma on December 12, 2006 01:06 PMAnd people laughed when I said Billy Carter was the classier and more intelligent of those Carter brothers. Jimmuh tried, but the only thing he was successful at was failure. THAT, he mastered. #9 - Posted by: spacemonkey on December 12, 2006 03:34 PMBut he worked so well with those Iranian students in getting rid of that mean old Shah! #10 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on December 12, 2006 03:51 PMI miss Jimmy Carter! After 4 years of him, Billie Beer, 19% inflation and 20% interest rates it was hard for liberals to sell their “stuff” to America. Now this old creep runs around the world acting like his Administration’s failures didn’t happen! I really don’t like liberals very much and Carter is one of the worst EVER and now his ilk has taken over the House and the Senate and we are about to experience their “solutions” to our problems. Hang on…it’s going to get bumpy! #11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on December 12, 2006 03:57 PMI’m John Kerry and I’m reporting for duty! I know President Carter, President Carter is a friend of mine and like our stupid loser military you, Frank J. are no President Carter! Ha…see…I made a funny once again! When I am elected POTUS in 2008 my first act as Commander in Chief of Stupid Losers will be to enact a very large stupid loser tax on anyone that visits the IMAO blog and/or servers in the military of the United States! Chow! Funny Man and War Hero John Kerry What really bothers me is that about 10 years I read a document from the United States Department of State Office of Protocol and, according to them, President of the United States is the ONLY title in the US government that a person does not retain when they leave office. Until the 1980s, when someone left office, they were referred to as "former President" and in conversation were introduced as "Mr. Lyndon Johnson, former President of the United States." He would not have been called "President Johnson" after January 1969. So, I think everyone should join me in returning to this protocol and, instead of calling Jimmy Carter President Carter, let's call him Hey, you anti-Semetic Peanut Eating Arab Lover! #13 - Posted by: keith on December 12, 2006 05:41 PMI think we should plant him in fertile Georgia soil. See if he sprouts. See how many other nuts grow beneath him. Dig them up. Toast them till their done. #14 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on December 12, 2006 06:26 PMonly if its from 10,000 feet, wearing cement shoes. #15 - Posted by: me on December 12, 2006 07:54 PMI bet Joe "Plagiarizer" Biden is just thrilled Jimma wrote a book. Maybe he can relinquish his title of "Plagiarist of the House" now. He's been carrying that around for a long time. When I was in elementary school in the 70's, we used to draw pictures of our "leader" at the time with a peanut for a head. Education was much better in those days. We should do more research to see what harm peanuts can really have on our ability to reason. #17 - Posted by: RickinTex on December 14, 2006 09:30 AMPost a comment
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