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December 15, 2006
CAIR: Only Doing Half Their Job
Posted by spacemonkey at 12:24 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (7)

CAIR, the Council on American-Islamic Relations, has been doing much to promote the existence of a tender loving side of all Islamists everywhere. A side that YOU KNOW just wants to make us both a fresh cup of hot cocoa, with tiny marshmallows, and sit with us on the porch at night and listen to the gentle falling autumn rain all the while reminiscing about the humor of the popular but now defunct Calvin and Hobbes comic strip of days gone by. At times I get the feeling that an Islamist's violently protesting the mere existence of America in the streets of Damascus may just be a way of asking if we'd prefer a dash or nutmeg or cinnamon but seems to me, they (CAIR) are only doing half the job their name implies.

Sure, I could see CAIR acting like beheadings, behandings, stonings and honor killings are all just quaint little carryovers from a bygone era sort of like churning your own butter or using table manners. And maybe, I can see them portraying those sorts of behaviors as just a big ol' buncha hooey trumped up by the zionists and crusaders to make Islamists look barbaric The end result there is an obvious heartfelt effort to make Islamis look better in the eyes of Americans. But what about the other half of the RELATIONship (The 'R' in CAIR), What are they doing there?

Are they doing anything to promote Americans and their behavior among Islamists radical or otherwise? If so, I've not seen it. Did they make videos showing Abu Graib was just a big prison slumber party gone terribly awry? Not that I saw. Do the have news conferences saying how the the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq are attempts to make the Islamic world a safer place so you can in the privacy or your own home to beat your wife (or wives) for showing some ankle in public? Nooooo! I've never seen that video either.

Do they show how blessing of plenty in America and ask does Allah allow wickedness to flourish and abound while many islamists live on diets of warm sand. Do they ever suggest maybe Allah likes us a little bit too or else he'd be smashing us into warm sand to feed the Islamists with? If so they've kept them hidden even from the New York Times.

To me it seems they only care (get it?) about making Americans look bad and Islamists look good. While I admire them for taking the harder task, still that's an all take and no give arrangement. Relationships like that are doomed. It's time to break up. Because CAIR, doesn't.

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7 Responses To "CAIR: Only Doing Half Their Job"

The question is does CAIR dare go after IMAO. I feel the lampoon fest of the ages coming on. Does CAIR really care to be in the crosshairs of every smart ass on the Internet.

No, it’s not violence that is being incited it’s ridicule!

Get ready for the for a withering assault of “HUMOR”

#1 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on December 15, 2006 01:09 PM

Make fun of Christians = good

Make fun of Muslims death to America?

Remember a few little riot after a Danish newspaper pronted a couple cartoons of the murderer, I mean profit (small p intentional) mohamed?

#2 - Posted by: Jeff on December 15, 2006 01:19 PM

Looks like IMAO is ready for the big time. You can measure a man by the size of his enemy. Congratulations.

I am sure your fantastic humor is the one thing they cannot survive. Their humorless souls are as brittle as blown glass.

In a way you can do to them what no soldier is allowed to do in this PC world.

Thanks.

#3 - Posted by: reality intrudes on December 15, 2006 02:00 PM

"sniff, sniff" I sure miss Calvin and Hobbes. :(

#4 - Posted by: Dan M on December 15, 2006 02:05 PM

Warm sand? These jihadis today don't know how good they have it. Why when I was young during the first intifada we had cold sand and liked it.

#5 - Posted by: Scott R on December 15, 2006 06:29 PM

Great minds think alike, I was just thinking the other day how CAIR should rename themselves, seeing as "Relations" go both ways.

#6 - Posted by: bgrx on December 16, 2006 09:33 AM

Whatever happened to "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you are one dumb A-rab"?

#7 - Posted by: bunkerboy on December 18, 2006 04:38 AM
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