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December 15, 2006
Well wishes from IMAO
Posted by Laurence Simon at 01:51 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (10)

There's been an awful lot of talk about CAIR and blogs being shut down and IMAO being the root cause of one of those shutdowns blah de blah de blah. (I usually quit reading stuff after the first two paragraphs)

As Spacemonkey said, the R in CAIR stands for Relationship, so I'm having a hard time understanding how one can establish a relationship with someone by out-and-out shutting them down.

There's also been a lot of talk about "Throwing Lair under the train" and "All they want is the Jew" and "Empty his pockets before we hand him over" kind of stuff, but I know they're just kidding.

I mean, does this look like the kind of guy that would shut down a site over a silly little Jew?

By the way, IMAO would like to wish CAIR Publicity Affairs Director Ibrahim Hooper (pictured above) a swift recovery from what I'm going to assume is his recent head surgery. I mean, looking at the photo, you can't see any blood seeping through the bandages, so he must be recovering quickly already, right? Praise Allah!

See, folks? We're wishing him well. And we wish all of the members of CAIR well, no matter what malady or illness, mental or physical, they may be suffering from at the moment.

We are here for them. We're ready to provide a shoulder for them to lean on or cry upon.

Because that's how you build a positive and constructive relationship with people.

Together, we can build a better future.

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10 Responses To "Well wishes from IMAO"

By the way, Larry, Cheery Chanukah!!

#1 - Posted by: HerrMorgenholz on December 15, 2006 02:46 PM

As another PhotoShop project someone paste Don Kings hair on this guy. With the logo on the wall changed to HAIR CAIR.

#2 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on December 15, 2006 03:02 PM

That's not a bandage, Foo! That's toilet paper and he's a multi-tasker.
He probably figures, "As long as my head's already shoved up there ..."

#3 - Posted by: Pete on December 15, 2006 03:25 PM

NO LAIR FOR CAIR!!!

#4 - Posted by: scotty on December 15, 2006 04:54 PM

I think CAIR is refusing to attack IMAO because they LIKE the cat blogging.

So, if you refuse to eliminate the catblogging, then CAIR and the Terrorists win!

#5 - Posted by: keith on December 15, 2006 05:23 PM

I say if they are trying a denial of service on the blogs they don't like, we initiate our own denial of service via the US Mail. No, not letter bombs, that's illegal. But we should bury them under truckloads of Chanukah and Christmas cards.

#6 - Posted by: Gun Toting Whacko on December 15, 2006 05:36 PM

In the immortal words of Robert Shaw as that irascible Capt. Quint in JOOOS, er, JAWS: "Quit playin' with yourself, Mr. Hooper!"

#7 - Posted by: bunkerboy on December 15, 2006 11:36 PM

Hey Lair, I wish them well, too-
A well filled with boiling hog blood. May they each go in head first.

#8 - Posted by: AlanABQ on December 16, 2006 03:51 AM

Christmas and Hanukkah cards for CAIR sounds like an excellent plan.

#9 - Posted by: George guy on December 16, 2006 04:43 AM

We all should call CAIR and tell them that Allah is a JOOOOO :)

#10 - Posted by: Robert on December 17, 2006 08:13 PM
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