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December 16, 2006
9/11 Conspiracy Theories: Too Crazy Even for Danny Bonaduce
Posted by Frank J. at 04:45 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (24)

Wow. I've never seen one of those moron truthers handled so adeptly... and by Danny Bonaduce of all people!

Really satisfying to watch, but there is a language warning (bleeped out though... plus Bonaduce gives the warning himself):

(via Hot Air)

Rating: 3.2/5 (3 votes cast)

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24 Responses To "9/11 Conspiracy Theories: Too Crazy Even for Danny Bonaduce"

Good job Danny...although you should have punched his sissy face!

#1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on December 16, 2006 05:13 PM

Now THIS is funny!

I do not think that this could have scripted better! Go Danny!!

#2 - Posted by: Bruce Benz on December 16, 2006 05:22 PM

Gotta love it when pinheads think freedom of speach means that no one can disagree with the nitwittery they're spouting.

#3 - Posted by: on December 16, 2006 05:50 PM

Now there’s a good debate tactic. If you can’t do so well at prepared debate, try to catch some celebrity unawares in a public restaurant {with food in his mouth}. Attack him with a preplanned list of 9/11 debating points. If he can’t debate it’s because he can’t rebut your well thought out points. If he starts choking on a piece of ham you’ve also won the argument. He wasn’t a worthy debating opponent anyway.

#4 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on December 16, 2006 05:51 PM

You should check out their whackjob website. They post nonsense such as robot soldiers, underground bases and secret concentration camps in America. Maybe that is why this joker chose the name "John Conner," to emulate John Connor from Terminator II.

#5 - Posted by: Michael R. on December 16, 2006 07:13 PM

Went to the website, either this is a hoax or that dude needs a room with rubber walls and the nice young people in clean white coats.

Personally I lean toward a hoax as the seamless weaving of lefty talking points and the literal biblical verse picking makes an unnatural synergistic grand unified theory of conspiracy. Feels more like the Illuminatus trilogy than any authentic nutball rant.

#6 - Posted by: Brian the Adequate on December 16, 2006 08:50 PM

Not bad for a drummer.
Go Danny!

#7 - Posted by: JD on December 16, 2006 10:48 PM

Ya know, I always thought Danny was just a washed-up, narcissistic, attention-whore and really never cared for him.

But after seeing this, I can't help feeling a twinge of grudging respect.

Not bad for a drummer at all :-)

#8 - Posted by: Harvey on December 17, 2006 08:34 AM

I checked out the Resistance Manifesto website and was thoroughly confused by the incredible range of fragmentary and circumstantial "evidence" cited. For example, George W. Bush is a member of the Skull & Bones Club at Yale. So, obviously, he's a blood-sucking Satanist. Except that John Kerry is also a member. Hmm ... maybe it was an oversight by the membership committee. This Conner guy probably did most of the "research" for Farenheit 9/11.

However, I was intrigued by the numerous references to Bohemian Grove, which appears to be Conner's Exhibit A in his case against ... well, any American who's rich and famous. So I consulted Wikipedia and discovered that Bohemian Grove may be exclusive, but it's definitely not a secret. Lefties have been "exposing" this club for decades. And certain of its members did cook up a plan that led to the Manhattan Project --- the club makes no secret of this. But then I noticed that the club is in San Fransisco. Are we to believe that an apocalyptic ultra-right wing conspiracy is festering in the very capital of left-wing America? Seems to me it would be a very femmy apocalyptic ultra-right wing conspiracy.

#9 - Posted by: Greg on December 17, 2006 09:45 AM

Hmmm, I'm not sure what to make of this one. I almost want to declare shenanigans because it looks and feels like a hoax.

#10 - Posted by: Chris on December 17, 2006 01:28 PM

Bush let the interview happen.

#11 - Posted by: spacemonkey on December 17, 2006 02:03 PM

The mock human sacrifice John Connor is getting all worked up over is symbolic and has more akin with the Burning Man festivals than anything else.

#12 - Posted by: on December 17, 2006 02:06 PM

I wanna pay for Danny's lunch & buy him a beer!

#13 - Posted by: Frantic Freddie on December 17, 2006 03:55 PM

You gotta admire the class Danny showed asking the pardon on the other eaters before he tore into the guy. Rare show of manners.

And this dude is a NUTJOB. That is one freaky site and anyone without faith that sees that will not see the best Example of Christ's teacings in the least.

#14 - Posted by: DesertElephant on December 17, 2006 04:44 PM

[quote]I wanna pay for Danny's lunch & buy him a beer!

Posted by: Frantic Freddie on December 17, 2006 03:55 PM[/quote]

You and me both, bruddah!!!!!

That was freakin' PRICELESS!!!!!!!!

#15 - Posted by: lonevoice on December 17, 2006 04:56 PM

"Not bad for a drummer..."

I've never seen an episode of "Breaking Bonaduce" (I liked him better when he was getting his ass kicked by Donny Osmond) - did he take up drumming? Because any fan of The Partridge Family will tell you Danny played bass guitar.

And any sane person will tell you that he wasn't really playing anything at all, just kind of strumming (hello, it's a bass) and moving his hands around the neck.

And any insane person will tell you that Danny and Reuben Kincaid in cahoots with The Skull & Bones, George H.W. Bush and the CIA, had original drummer Jeremy Gelbwaks taken out and replaced with the much tighter Brian Forster.

#16 - Posted by: bunkerboy on December 18, 2006 04:21 AM

Lone voice: Yup, "PRICELESS!"
Although I didn't use as many exclamation points as you.
Penn Gillette (sp?) has a scathing video ripping these imbeciles a new one. Anyone have a link?

#17 - Posted by: Brian the sailor on December 18, 2006 04:22 AM

Oh, and he was the bass player, not the drummer.
Well, he PLAYED the bass player...you get my point.

#18 - Posted by: Brian the sailor on December 18, 2006 04:24 AM

Damn, bunkerboy beat me to it! That's why I never leave comments. Except this one. And maybe some to follow.

I need a life.

#19 - Posted by: Brian the sailor on December 18, 2006 04:26 AM

Penn and Teller BS: Conspiracy Theories

#20 - Posted by: Outback_Jon on December 18, 2006 08:07 AM

He should have punched John Conner in his smug, dumb-monkey face.

#21 - Posted by: jimmyb on December 18, 2006 10:44 AM

Thanks Outback_Jon!

#22 - Posted by: Brian the sailor on December 18, 2006 11:14 AM

I never liked Danny Bonaduce ... until now!

#23 - Posted by: Julie the Jarhead on December 18, 2006 01:36 PM

I'm kind of surprised at Penn, since he's the same guy who claims any airport searches are a violation of the Bill of Rights.
As I've said, you can never tell. Unless of course you're talking about a conservative; those guys are all eeeeeevil racist homophobe warhungry redneck etc.

#24 - Posted by: bgrx on December 18, 2006 05:20 PM
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