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December 21, 2006
Report: Queen of Infidels to retain crown . . .
AP (ORLANDO) -- In a moment of television drama filled with redemptive tears, a tough-talking Donald Trump turned soft and decided to forgive SarahK, who has recently come under criticism for frequenting bagel shops even though she has celiac disease. "I've always been a believer in second chances," said Trump, who owns the Queen of Infidels Organization with the Al Jazeera television network. Trump met with SarahK earlier Tuesday morning fully expecting to fire her, he said. But he walked away convinced the young woman was a "good person" with a "good, gluten-free heart." "She left a small town in Texas and she was telling me that she got caught up in the whirlwind of the Space Coast," Trump said at a news conference. "It's a story that has happened many times before to many women and many men who came to The City Beautiful." SarahK won the title in April and since then she has partied hard, admitting she frequents bakeries and cookie kiosks. She admitted she has been nursing a bakers-dozen-a-day habit since being exposed to Mrs. Baird's Bakery at the age of 3. 13 Responses To "Report: Queen of Infidels to retain crown . . ."
Why does Trump need his name written everywhere? Does he continually forget his name? Maybe his Mommy should pin it on his shirt. #1 - Posted by: reality intrudes on December 21, 2006 11:30 PMCeliac disease? I'm not buying it. I don't think someone with celiac disease could hoist a .44 magnum one-handed. And why was this not disclosed earlier? How long has she had this condition? What's the prognosis? Does she plan on becoming an advocate for celiac disease awareness? And if so, when? And if not, why not? #2 - Posted by: bunkerboy on December 21, 2006 11:42 PMTrump better watch his rump. Something is wrong here. Trump looks like someone is threatening him just off camera. Frank are you threatening people again with those guns of yours? Sarah looks like she is suffering froma case of hot, cross buns! #5 - Posted by: captamerica on December 22, 2006 08:42 AMI have Celiac Disease, too, and I say Donald should have thrown the cheating gluten-eater into gluten-free rehab! (Just kidding, SarahK.) Merry Christmas to everyone at IMAO! I'm a big fan of your blog! #6 - Posted by: Josephine on December 22, 2006 09:29 AMi knew that my daughter would be corrupted living near those Space Cadets. forgive her. And to Sarah, remember while in rehab, "It's worth it if it makes me feel better". Gluteny is a sin so just say "Get thee behind me Satan". #7 - Posted by: bikermommy on December 22, 2006 10:48 AMTrump's almost as bad as Donald Sterling (if you read the LA Times print edition, you know what I'm talking about). At least Sterling has the class to only annoy about 15 million LA area residents, unlike Trump, who annoys all 300 million Americans bikermommy: that should be "Get thee behind me Satan, and push me along" #8 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on December 22, 2006 11:26 AMShe looks like she's sorry.......sorry she got caught that is. #9 - Posted by: jonag on December 22, 2006 12:24 PMROFL. i'm sorry! i promise to go to celiacs anonymous for 355 days before i stop eating gluten. #10 - Posted by: sarahk on December 22, 2006 02:22 PMHa! Good, one, Cadet Happy. And the commentary is as good as the photoshopping! Mrs. Baird's is a good 'ole Texas brand...just the thing for messing up people trying to live gluten-free. #11 - Posted by: Seth on December 22, 2006 04:35 PMSarah...skin that hog and get to work! We've all had plenty of "the donald" and would love to see you part that goofy hairdo! #12 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on December 22, 2006 05:13 PMGood site! Good stuff, i found lots of intresting things here. Many thanks. free ringtone Post a comment
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