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December 22, 2006
What is Mahmoud Abbas Praying For? #17
It's Friday, so you know it's time for the wire services to post the non sequitur non-news story of Mahmoud Abbas praying at a mosque. However, this week's different... this week we're going to start a new feature called: So, from Mahmoud Abbas' expressions, can you tell what Mahmoud Abbas is praying for? Is it:  a) Saeb Erekat to give him his glasses back.  b) Okay, he's got them back. How about a headquarters in a hollowed-out volcano... preferrably one not surrounded by Jews!  c) His acne to clear up.  d) New shoes. Like... um... Air Jordanians. or e) NONE OF THE ABOVE Put your guesses in the comments. 16 Responses To "What is Mahmoud Abbas Praying For? #17"
He praying the Jews don't discover they have gills when they're all pushed into the sea. #1 - Posted by: spacemonkey on December 22, 2006 11:13 AMPhoto d: Praying for UN aid funds to be released so they can fix the automatic hand dryer in the mosque men's room. #2 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on December 22, 2006 11:19 AMc: d: He's praying that for Christmas he'll get a Cobra Commander action figure. He's praying that the Transformer movie won't suck. (He better pray harder). #4 - Posted by: loomdog on December 22, 2006 12:11 PMC) Ishtar's teats, that day-old falafel has pulled out my fillings! Allah, be merciful, let there be some Anbesol left at the Wahabbi-Mart... #5 - Posted by: bunkerboy on December 22, 2006 12:39 PMD) Shoes off? Check. To be let into the Legion of Doom!
C: Looking at his grandchildren and exclaiming, "Kids, they blow up so fast!" #8 - Posted by: captamerica on December 22, 2006 01:58 PMI saw those cool hats (picture b.) for sale at a Christmas kiosk in the mall. For an extra buck an a half, you can get your name on it in glitter. #9 - Posted by: Ernie G on December 22, 2006 03:04 PMHe is praying that his lover Kofi someone becomes Head of the UN again. #10 - Posted by: Robert on December 22, 2006 03:39 PMHe's praying for a quick death being surounded by idiots and morons! #11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on December 22, 2006 05:15 PMD: I think he ceased praying at that point, it looks like he is concerned with something that is in his lap, perhaps he crapped his pants. #12 - Posted by: on December 22, 2006 11:18 PMa) Please may all those bloggers stop watching me already! b) How about if I just ignore them? Will they go away? c) Aw crap, it isn't working! d) This is really getting to me... Have to take a seat... Just give me a second... #13 - Posted by: Xpheyel on December 23, 2006 04:09 PMA. For advanced notice when it's his turn to bring the rice crispy treats... I swear that was not for another month, and hear I am today with no snacks and...... B. One of those hats like the other guys, except one that holds two beers C. A discount chemical peel, then maybe some oil of olay D. I think the guy next to me knows I just cut one... #14 - Posted by: Chris A on December 23, 2006 04:27 PMOWA TANA SIAM. OWA TANA SIAM. OWA TANA SIAM. OWA TANA SIAM. OWA TANA SIAM. >>Bombs don't kill people. Bombs strapped to Arabs kill people. #15 - Posted by: edward balyka on December 26, 2006 10:28 PMA. Somebody farted B. We're grabbing our stomachs to hurl from the fumes. C. Someone again, oh Allah, the fumes. D. Ohhh, it's just my socks. #16 - Posted by: ace in fl on December 27, 2006 04:21 AMPost a comment
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