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December 28, 2006
Why did they stop?
Posted by Laurence Simon at 10:52 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (18)

James Brown lies in state at the Apollo.
Gerald Ford will lie in state pretty much everywhere for the next few days.
Cindy Sheehan lies... well... in the middle of the road?

Peace activist Cindy Sheehan and four other protesters were arrested today for blocking a road near President Bush's ranch, authorities said, snagging Vice President Dick Cheney's motorcade in the backup.

Sheehan and the others lay or sat in the road about 20 minutes and didn't heed requests to move, Texas Department of Public Safety Lt. R.T. King said.

"They weren't going unless they were arrested," King told The Associated Press. He said Cheney's motorcade was among the vehicles delayed by the demonstration.

I guess she needs to change her name to Cindy Speedbump.

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18 Responses To "Why did they stop?"

And the funniest thing about the actions of those crybabies is that they truly think they're being martyrs to whatever dime-store ideology they identify with, as though they didn't expect to get arrested, but cry foul when they are.

This is one of the more illustrated points (among many others) as to why I cannot trust the liberal movement; they are the charlatans of civil disobediance & social awareness. I have more respect for Abby Hoffman and Malcolm X than these pretenders will ever get.

#1 - Posted by: AlanABQ on December 29, 2006 05:07 AM

I wouldn't have bothered to arrest them. Just move them. Taser their sorry asses and toss them in the ditch. Then drive on.

#2 - Posted by: Fuloydo on December 29, 2006 08:40 AM

Well said, Mr. ABQ.

What I want to know is, why the hell did it take 20 minutes for them to be arrested?

If it's me, the conversation goes like this:

Me: Ma'am (you have to be polite...at first) please move from the roadway, or I'll have to arrest you.

Them: Screw you copper, we ain't leavin' until you arrest us

Me: ::Sounds of hippies being arrested:: You have the right yadda yadda yadda.

#3 - Posted by: fmragtops on December 29, 2006 08:42 AM

I would have ran the tramp over.

#4 - Posted by: Dick on December 29, 2006 09:12 AM

Gee, a couple of weeks ago, I saw a cop arrest a drunk for standing next to the curb for less than a minute after the cop told him to get out of the street. He wasn't even really blocking traffic.


#5 - Posted by: cirby on December 29, 2006 11:25 AM

Fuloydo, tasers are relatively clean. I'd recommend mace and/or pepper spray. Preferably AND. They're messy, causing runny and puffy eyes, snot flying everywhere, drooling and even nausea. Of course, that's not much of a change from the drooling insanity that the Shehag exhibits now, but it's a heck of a lot more fun.

#6 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on December 29, 2006 11:34 AM

At least with pepper spray, she could claim that her Munchausen's by Proxy actually made her sick. Unfortunately, that might also qualify her for a government grant, which would mean even more tax dollars dedicated to her insanity. Then again, our tax dollars are wasted when they get arrested. Yep, that pepper spray and ditch are sounding much cheaper.

#7 - Posted by: shimauma on December 29, 2006 11:58 AM

Kinda makes ya wonder how her good friend Chavez would have handled that situation, if she'd tried that crap in his country, protesting him.

#8 - Posted by: Son of Bob on December 29, 2006 12:32 PM

Ok, I'll grant the chem sprays give a nice visual of retching, overaged hippies but you have to feel for the poor officers who would be running the risk of getting hippie-spew on their uniforms.
*shudder*

#9 - Posted by: Fuloydo on December 29, 2006 12:48 PM

You have a point there. But just to play devil's advocate, consider this. Given it's caustic nature, hippie-spew would most likely eat holes in police uniforms. That leads to more police uniform purchases, which contributes to a strong economy. Yay capitalism!!

#10 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on December 29, 2006 01:19 PM

She won't stop until people quit paying attention to her.

#11 - Posted by: Marie on December 29, 2006 02:47 PM

Where's the Catapillar when you need it?

#12 - Posted by: jj on December 29, 2006 05:35 PM

What's the differance between a dead dog and Cindy Sheehan laying in the middle of the road?
The dog has skid marks in front of it!

Please warn me before she does this again...I'll show up in my redneck special and prove it...it's lifted enough so I'd harly notice the bump!

#13 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on December 29, 2006 08:49 PM

In terms of pure Capitalism, tasar reloads are somewhere around $60 each. Hit each Hippie twice and you're talking several hundred dollars, easy.

I think it evens out....and I do want to protect our law enforcement folk from the dangers of Hippie spew. :)

#14 - Posted by: Fuloydo on December 29, 2006 08:55 PM

The most dangerous part about coming into contact with hippie spew is the high LSD content, which can penetrate skin and change a person into an instant hippie. One should always wear full chemical suits and respirators certified for both marijuana and patchouli when approaching a hippie.

#15 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on December 29, 2006 10:45 PM

It took 20 minutes because police officers actually try not to arrest them. They only do it when forced, or so I am led to believe.

There's a difference between being arrested in the midst of one's protest and protesting so that one will be arrested. The former is civil disobedience and being oppressed, perhaps, while the latter is sheer dishonesty and opportunism.

As far as I'm concerned, someone who protests by breaking the law in The United States has little of my empathy. There are legal ways to convey one's point. I'm not fond of people who gleefully break the law.

#16 - Posted by: Muslihoon on December 30, 2006 09:45 PM

//There's a difference between being arrested in the midst of one's protest and protesting so that one will be arrested. The former is civil disobedience and being oppressed, perhaps, while the latter is sheer dishonesty and opportunism.//

Well stated, Muslihoon. I think they obscure any points they would make, valid or not, by becoming "professional" protesters & conscientious objectors-for-hire. I don't believe for one second that the bottom line for people like Cindy Sheehan is anything other than dollar signs and the media limelight.

#17 - Posted by: AlanABQ on December 30, 2006 10:47 PM

Douse the headlights and keep going.

Bet there won't BE any bump.

#18 - Posted by: Strnj1 on December 31, 2006 08:34 PM
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