January 03, 2007
Further Evidence Of Bush's Dismal Failure In Iraq

A terrorist group calling themselves "Toddlers for Allah" have started taking hostages. The captured victims have not yet been identified, although - judging by the red nose - the one on the left may be Ted Kennedy.
[Hat tip: CENTCOM]
Oh, come on Harvey! I don’t want to do gruesome jokes about cute kids and stuffed bunnies. What kind of sick bastard do you take me for?
Oh my God! We're losing the war! PHOTOS DON'T LIE!!
Come on, Harvey, that can't be Ted. For one thing, no human being would be able to lift Ted's girth, and secondly, that kid doesn't look drunk, for which he would be from Ted's breath!
Oh, those little darlings! They blow up so fast these days!