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January 04, 2007
say gudby too ur eyeballs!
tuday speaker pelosi takes over congress. dis must bee very sad day for all u poor dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues. due not cry for i weel cheer u up. cum close and i weel give you big hug. yes. come closer for big big hug.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! wit democrat monkeys in charge no one weel be able to stop me an my monkey freends from eeting all ur eyeballs! an no one weel stop islamo monkeys frum keeling all u cuz democrats monkey weel no longer geev money to ur dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jue soldiers! HAHAHAHAHAHAAH! boosh no save u and mean man mister rumersfeld is gon! all day is left is democrat monkey an ur eyeballs an my mouth wit wich i weel eet ur eyeballs! but no worry dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues. i hav sumting else for u. MY POO! WICH I THROW AT U! POO MADE FRUM UR EYEBALLS WICH I EET! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! 15 Responses To "say gudby too ur eyeballs!"
Stupid Monkey, You couldn't get past my GOGGLES!!! That or you'd stupidly get your fist stuck in my eyesocket because you're not smart enough to let go of the eyeball, then I could wring your little monkey neck. JAYNE COBB FOR PRESIDENT 2008!!! #1 - Posted by: shimauma on January 4, 2007 01:13 PMpossibly the most coherent and reasonable thing we will hear from the democ-rats for a long, long time. my eyeballs are defective and most likely taset like pickled okra. monkeys hate pickled okra. #2 - Posted by: aA on January 4, 2007 02:29 PMFrank, why do you keep letting Nancy Pelosi post here? And to refer to herself in the third person while she's at it? #3 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 4, 2007 03:06 PMpossibly the most coherent and reasonable thing we will hear from the democ-rats for a long, long time. ditto. Unless they start talking in spanish-monkey. BTW, who is Jayne Cobb? #4 - Posted by: madconductor on January 4, 2007 03:09 PMFrank, You're a little scary. #6 - Posted by: keith on January 4, 2007 05:18 PMJayne Now Jayne saw the Mudders' backs breaking He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor Now here is what separates heroes He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor S.E.M. needs to do "The Sadaam" on the end of a long drop and a short rope! #8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 4, 2007 06:11 PMMadconducter, Jayne is a character from the short lived (but amazingly awesome) TV series Firefly. Also appears in the movie Serenity. #9 - Posted by: bookwurm322 on January 4, 2007 06:51 PMI have recently developed a taste for chilled monkey brains. There isn't much to eat, and the flavor is nasty, but preparing it is quite enjoyable. #10 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on January 5, 2007 12:53 AMI will gut evil monkey like a fish! #11 - Posted by: captamerica on January 5, 2007 09:02 AMShocking Photos! Scary Evil Monkey and Right Wing Duck getting cozy. Not for the faint of heart. #12 - Posted by: G Fresh on January 5, 2007 11:23 AMNancy, out without your keepers again. Be a good little DemoCRAP and take your meds, and try on this nice new coat for us. We promise you can play with the children later, after your nappie... #13 - Posted by: Writer on January 5, 2007 05:16 PMIt is fascinating that it is liberals who are supposed to be highly educated and cultured. Here we have two sterling examples of this in Scary Evil Monkey and the Kos Kids. By their fruits shall ye know them! #14 - Posted by: seanmahair on January 5, 2007 10:11 PMMy kids love this monkey. (anything that loves to fling poo is funny in their books). #15 - Posted by: jonag on January 7, 2007 02:32 AMPost a comment
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