Don't give them any ideas.

I laugh hillariously every time one of them detonates prematurely. I don't know why it's funny, It just is.

Hellbender is a good American terrorist organization name. It would never work in Radical Islamoland. Too macho and homicidal. They only know whiny and suicidal.

Hellbender sounds like a great name for a futuristic mercenary team fighting against The Fallen. I would agree that blowing yourself up doesn't seem like the best idea for winning a war but they don't seem to rational if you ask me. I'd name my group "The Kill Terrorist Till They're a Dead Corpse Corps"

I like the "Poor Dumb Bastards Brigade." That instills fear in the enemy. "Stand back men, it's the PDBB. give 'em a few minutes, they'll pull a Judaean People's Front and save us the trouble."

Or was it the People's Front of Judaea? I can never keep those straight.

Damn Paleo, You beat me to it.

Anyway,

“Always look on the bright side of life” de-do, ta-do, de-do, de-do.

Oh wait, was that Judean Peoples Front Suicide Brigade or was that The Peoples Front Of Judea? Can’t seem to keep them straight.

Al-Aqsa sounds like slang...

As in, 'Al Aqsa a question, you wanna be in my martyr brigade?

If these islamotards are so bent on being martyrs, why don't they just have a giant "martyr" gangbang. They can get all blowed up together and meet the virgins. At 72 virgins each and all those losers it would be like a giant girls gone wild episode.

LOOMDOG - When are where can I enlist in TKTTTADCC?

I'm actually having trouble putting it all on a flag. (organizations have to have flag)Once the flag is figured out we can hand out the secret decoder rings and start the monthly meetings. My tree house isn't quite done yet. But once I have my Architects license watch out terrorist. After we discuss killing terrorist I think the next item on the agenda will be to liberate SarahK from FrankJ. Stockholm syndrome no doubt.

I'd call my organization The Baur/Norris Disciplehood of Semi-inebriated Judeo-Christians with Lots of Guns.

It doesn't make for a very catchy acronym, though.

I urge all loyal Americans to sign up to become agents of S.W.I.N.E. (Special Warfare - Islamist Nuclear Elimination)!

If you can push a button, you can serve your country! GO S.W.I.N.E!

Besides, a Brigade is 3 line Batallions and a support detachment.

They've got like, 16 weirdos with duct tape.

Jihadis lied and... then they died.... nope... not a ring to it.

Then there’s the little known ASCII typing terrorists.

Mess with us and we’ll remap your keyboard.

"Hellbender" is great.

My "terroist" group? "Riders of the Pale Horse." 20 B-2's loaded with a full compliment of MOAB's. No prior anouncement of where and when we're going to strike (simultaniously on multiple targets)...your only warning is when everything around you spontaniously combusts.

I'm not entirely sure about the 'Al Aqsa' part but I believe it is a 'famous' mosque. I'm not sure if there is another connotation of the phrase but if anyone dares to use it in this country, I assume it to mean the connection to the AA Martyrs Brigade.

That being said, there is a soccer team in my men's league called 'Al Aqsa' that is full of Islamists (good or bad kind, I have no idea). Being that this is deep in the great state of Texas, we've got a lot of boys who like to foul them a little harder. We slide tackle them a little harder. This isn't just my team but every team does this and every week those guys go home pretty bruised up. Maybe they're bruised up but it's not very smart to use that name. It would be similar to me going over to Jordan and forming a team called George W. Bush soccer club. In other words, I take it as a bit of taunting until proven otherwise.

In the words of the immortal character nicknamed Killer(?) from the movie 'Stripes', "All I know is that I finally get to kill somebody."

Well, the Jedi Council AND The Knights of Prosperity are already taken.