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January 17, 2007
No, His Name Isn't The Problem...
Posted by Harvey at 10:20 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (12)

I can deal with a president named "Obama".

I can deal with the fact that he's a colored fella.

I can even deal with the fact that he's a liberal, socialist, tax-and-spend Democrat.

But I CAN'T deal with the fact that he looks like Barney Fife.

Fife obama.jpg

Obama '08: "Terrorism - I'll nip it in the bud!"

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12 Responses To "No, His Name Isn't The Problem..."

You know Harvey, you never see Barney Fife and Obama together. Ever. coincidence? I don't think so!

#1 - Posted by: captamerica on January 17, 2007 11:34 AM

I just can't stop thinking about the empty revolver and single bullet in the shirt pocket...

#2 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on January 17, 2007 01:08 PM

Look if this guy can handle Ernest T Bass and that Scottish guy who played Dr. Bombay on Bewitched he can surely handle that Ahmenendidaj dude from Iran and who ever that guy is in Syria, right!

Dang, he's got my vote.

#3 - Posted by: KeithP on January 17, 2007 01:26 PM

So the official story is that his mother was white & father black African, but that clearly is a fabrication. I think that his father really was Don Knotts, and his mother was a Cape Town prostitute.

#4 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 17, 2007 01:56 PM

You guys are so nave.

#5 - Posted by: Pete on January 17, 2007 06:01 PM

Re: "Tax and Spend Democrats"
In 2000 the national debt was $5.7 Trillion; Today it is over $8.6 Trillion.

In 2000 there was a $230 Billion budget SURPLUS; Today there is a $260 Billion budget deficit. Today we pay $406 Billion a year on INTEREST PAYMENTS.

Clinton, A DEMOCRAT, was working toward REDUCING the debt that grew under Reagan and Bush I; BUSH, a REPUBLICAN, has GROWN the debt. "Tax and spend democrat" has become a trite expression employed by dullards to cover up the truth: that Republicans view election as a means to steal and enrich their cronies.

#6 - Posted by: Christopher Marlowe on January 17, 2007 06:28 PM

Christy Marlowe-

You bold use of upper case letters in your key words (like SURPLUS, INTEREST PAYMENTS, REPUBLICAN, etc.) has brought us low & shown us the light.

Thank you. You're awesome.

#7 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 17, 2007 07:40 PM

Just because Obama's name sounds like Osama, he's still a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT and although he does indeed look like BARNEY FIFE, he will take your money just like MR. FURLEY collected rent from those really bad actors. We know who the republicans' cronies are. The question is who are HIS?

By the way, I have friends in Cape Town. They have taste. I'm guessing the STRUMPET was from JO'BURG.

#8 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on January 17, 2007 11:36 PM

Will the scandalous revelations never end.

First we find Obama grew up a poor white child with a single mother. Then the Osama - Obama connection and his middle name is Hussein to boot. Add to that the teenage drug experimentation. Finally we find out that Don Knotts is his maternal grandfather.

#9 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on January 18, 2007 02:28 PM

Marlowe's right, of course.

If we'd have just sat on our hands between bouts of hugging terrorists, we'd have all of that money in the bank.

Wars are expensive, Chris. Saving your butt from people who would love nothing more than to kill you, all of your family and friends, as well as themselves doesn't come cheap. Paying for millions of illegals and the schooling, healthcare, etc.? Not cheap, either. Thanks, dems, for all the social programs.

Unemployment is at record lows, the economy is doing well...go move to Canada, or try and fix what you percieve as broken here.

Become part of the solution, Chris.

#10 - Posted by: Thor on January 18, 2007 08:36 PM

Now here's a good question, counting for inflation, how expensive have all the US wars been over the years? That's a better picture of the scope of the war in Iraq than our completely insane amount of debt.

#11 - Posted by: Jebus on January 18, 2007 09:50 PM

We say Osama
and they say Obama
let's call the whole thing off.

>>Exploratory Commitee:
>>So easy a Liberal can do it.

#12 - Posted by: Edward Balyka on January 19, 2007 12:58 AM
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