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January 22, 2007
Democrats Have Tails But Conceal the Fact by Keeping Them Tucked Neatly Between Their Legs
As Democrats are dragged kicking and screaming to having to say something about the war, their running out of euphemisms for "retreat" as "redeployment" as gone about as far as it can go. Here are some new terms they're looking at: "A reverse momentum surge." "A French Blitz." "Amazing Race: Out of Baghdad Edition" "Stand strong against the enemy from far far away." "Emulate the superhero Flash... but just the running really fast part and not the heroism." If you have other suggestions for the Democrats, put them in the comments. 25 Responses To "Democrats Have Tails But Conceal the Fact by Keeping Them Tucked Neatly Between Their Legs"
The Diplomatic Approach (which in Democrat terms means: Surrender, copitulate, grovel, apologize, and send lots of money to people who want us dead) #1 - Posted by: Son of Bob on January 22, 2007 03:48 PMConfronting our enemies backside on. #2 - Posted by: rww on January 22, 2007 03:57 PMEmulate Monty Python re: the killer rabbit (run away!). #3 - Posted by: SilverBubble on January 22, 2007 04:30 PMVigorous Vacillation Robust Retrograde Operations The Dems keep their tail between their legs to take the place of their balls. #4 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on January 22, 2007 04:37 PMHow about "alternate engagement", or "directed confrontation", or just "Operation Skedaddle"? #5 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 22, 2007 05:19 PMA French Blitz. Freaking brilliant! #6 - Posted by: P.J. on January 22, 2007 05:31 PMGetting in touch with their inner coward. Implimenting a reverse attack. or my personal favorite; "WE'RE GETTIN' ALL JIMMY CARTER ON THEIR ASSES!!!!" #7 - Posted by: kevin on January 22, 2007 05:44 PM"Doing our best to eliminate the 'house of war' (dar al-harb)." #8 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 22, 2007 05:46 PM
"Bending over for Islamists so they don't have to keep abusing goats." "Hey, it's easier for us to spit on the troops when they're back home rather than having to fly over to Iraq at tax-payer expense and spit on them there!" #10 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 22, 2007 05:49 PMSenator Warner and other repubs also oppose the looney Bush. And most Americans now think Bush is completely out to lunch. If polled they would think Spacemonkey and other Bush loving readers on IMAO are out to lunch as well -- hence the dwindling traffic that has been occuring here on IMAO over the past few months. Reality is gradually winning the war against right-wing nonsense. Hooray! [President George W. Bush's approval ratings are now the lowest for any president the day before a State of the Union speech since Richard Nixon in 1974, according to a Washington Post-ABC News poll. Sixty-five percent of those surveyed said they disapprove of how Bush is handling his job as president while 33 percent approve. The rating matches Bush's career low in a May 2006 poll. Seventy-one percent of Americans said the country is on the wrong track, up from 46 percent in an April 2003 poll, the month after the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq. A majority of those polled this month don't approve of how Bush is handling the Iraq war, terrorism or the economy. ] http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aYKGnKP_XuOg&refer=us #11 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on January 22, 2007 06:05 PM"Lack of Sack strategy" "Canine tactics (rolling over and playing dead)" "Protecting our interests with a handcuffed military" "The best offense is a French defense" #12 - Posted by: Gun Toting Whacko on January 22, 2007 06:08 PMNow accepting donors for SarcMan's upcoming sense of humor transplant.... #13 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on January 22, 2007 06:11 PMItalian advance Whine press #14 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on January 22, 2007 06:24 PM//Sixty-five percent of those surveyed said they disapprove of how Bush is handling his job as president while 33 percent approve// All surveys and polls conducted by a VERY reliable MSM sources no doubt; why I TOTALLY(insert sarcasm here) believe them!! #15 - Posted by: shimauma on January 22, 2007 07:52 PMA democratic 'advance to the rear' or 'lets go fight'em where they aint'. But the greatest philosopher the South ever created, (besides Lewis Grizzard)stated it best when he said "We have met the enemy, and he is us." For you illiterate liberals... that quote was from Pogo Possum. #16 - Posted by: quickdraw on January 22, 2007 08:21 PMThe "Hershey Squirt Stratagem"...blow out the back door with no possible method of containment. This only works for those who are sick, which fits the dems to a "T". "WE'RE GETTIN' ALL JIMMY CARTER ON THEIR ASSES!!!!" Advancing in another direction. Effectivley using UAV's Implementation of the ever-reliable, UN troops. #18 - Posted by: Intellectual on January 22, 2007 08:38 PMSarcasm Man -- if you must take it up, it's possible to disagree with the President and disagree even more vehemently with his left-wing detractors. In case you haven't noticed, Frank has always kept the sense of the ridiculousness of what Dubya has been doing; he makes jokes to defuse anger, so if his traffic is down, then there must not be much rage; people must support the war but disapprove of its conduct, hence unhappiness but not anger. If you wish to enroll supporters, tailor your arguments to those with cool heads rather than trying to anger the level; we aren't buying. Tell the Democrats that their slogan should be "instead of clear & hold, why not clear & leave?" Operation Declare Victory Already #19 - Posted by: Capitalist_B on January 22, 2007 08:45 PMNinety-three per cent of those polled think Sarcasm Man should go back to using his original name SUPERDUD... As for a sense of humor transplant, that's like giving Mantle a new liver. Al Franken's on his third one (to no avail), so I'll be damned if I'm gonna cough up money for Superdud's... #20 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 23, 2007 01:55 AMTraffic was down 'round here? maybe Troll traffic... #21 - Posted by: HKPistole on January 23, 2007 09:01 AM"Operation Dust Cloud" #22 - Posted by: Nico on January 23, 2007 11:26 AMOperation "Not in the face! Not in the face!" #23 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 23, 2007 02:40 PMOperation Fellating the "Freedom Fighters" (Sarcasm Man is the first to sign up for this important mission) #24 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 23, 2007 02:43 PMOperation offer terrorists Social Security, after the illegal immigrants get their cut or perhaps closer to home: Operation bury our heads in the sand, and blame the Republicans. #25 - Posted by: Sad_State_of_Affairs on January 25, 2007 10:54 PMPost a comment
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