And the Token Jew makes it into Round Five of Pickle Tales...
Well, I've made it this far... Podcast Pickle's Pickle Tales is out with Round Five, and it's down to three storytellers: me and two other chumps.
The topic was some namby-pamby crap about World Peace, but they didn't say which world that peace would break out on. So, I had a little fun... and the judges got whiny about it, it seems.
Pfeh. General Zwoporo can take care of them later.
Until then, the Pickle Tales feed has Round 5 available for download.
I want to warn y'all that my piece is a serious gut-buster, beverage-blowing laugh-riot. You will ruin your keyboard, monitor, pants, and even your car if you're driving while listening.
Now, if you haven't registered for their forums to vote for the best piece, please do so.
Then, listen to all three stories and vote for the best one by someone without the word "Ross" in their name.
Thank you, and I'm looking forward to driving the judges nuts in Round Six for the title and the glory of IMAO.
If you just want to listen to my story, it is here. However, you'll miss out on the horribly obtuse commentary by the three judges who don't realize that my story was square on about what I'd to for world peace.
After all, I'm a bloodthirsty neocon on a site suggesting that we nuke the moon, right?