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20 Responses To "You make the call!"
So then, as I told them for the documentary, you pet the horse gently, to begin to get him in the mood... #1 - Posted by: Son of Bob on January 22, 2007 10:22 PMNo really, this is how high the fence is going to be. #2 - Posted by: spacemonkey on January 22, 2007 11:14 PM"I'm going to laugh like this when Democrats figure out I'm so much more qualified to be president than Hillary or Obama." I don't know if I'm rooting for him or against him. He could actually win. Ahhh, who am I kidding? They'll never nominate someone who could actually win. If they had any sense, they'd invite Joe Lieberman back into the party and nominate him. But, again, that would be nominating someone who could win. Your thoughts? #3 - Posted by: Brian the sailor on January 22, 2007 11:58 PMYou must be at least this tall to ride on the Obama Bandwagon... #4 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 23, 2007 12:59 AMSo I'm up to here in quicksand, I got like a minute to live, when this shitkicker comes up and says "Whaddaya call FOUR Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro sinko! Git it? Cuatro SINK-O! And then he just walks off, laughing. Luckily, some illegals came by and got me out after I promised them busboy jobs, but I tell ya, I really thought I was finito. Cuatro sinko, heh heh, that son of a bitch... #5 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 23, 2007 01:19 AMSo this is my spanking hand. Me and the missus are really going to miss our nightly visits with Mr. Spanky McBadtouch, (that's our nickname for it), once we get corporal punishment made illegal nationwide, but hey, you've gotta coddle a few eggs to make a really crunchy omelet. It doesn't really taste that good, but it doesn't feel like it was brutalized during childhood either and that's what's important. #6 - Posted by: G Fresh on January 23, 2007 02:30 AM"See, just smile purty when you throw that arm up, and shave off the toothbrush mustache, and you've got it: Fascism with a Human Face!" #7 - Posted by: comatus on January 23, 2007 12:38 PM"All those Sudanese people are only this tall, so you just KNOW how much fun I had pretending to be the Hulk. I'd be like, 'Bill angry! Bill smash!! ARRGGGHHHH!!!' It was funny." #8 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 23, 2007 01:33 PMSing together now: This land is your land, this land is my land... #9 - Posted by: Moneyman on January 23, 2007 02:21 PMThe swishiest Nazi salute ever caught on film. #10 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 23, 2007 02:28 PMBill told me that if Hillary lays down on the ground and turns on her side her ass will be about this high... #11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 23, 2007 04:19 PMWhen I'm done with this folly I'll have a stack of $1,000 dollar bills this high to spend on Me Me Me!!! #13 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 23, 2007 04:24 PMEven with record low unemployment rates, unprecedented liberties and freedoms, and a blazing economy, American free market capitalism will only get us up to here. To truly excel above this level, we MUST embrace Communism, even if gradually, through a few transitional stages of Socialism. #14 - Posted by: Steve on January 23, 2007 05:30 PMThose Robert Reich jokes never do get old, do they. #15 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on January 23, 2007 08:51 PMYou guys always come up with better captions than I. Damn you all! #16 - Posted by: Brian the sailor on January 23, 2007 10:35 PMIt was amazing! All that Cold money in William Jefferson’s freezer. #17 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on January 23, 2007 11:46 PMi can never see pics on your site???? w/either firefox or IE7. wkassuuup?? #18 - Posted by: randy on January 24, 2007 07:49 PMthis is what i get....... Forbidden Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Apache/1.3.37 Server at www.imao.us Port 80 #19 - Posted by: randy on January 24, 2007 07:59 PMRandy- Are you allowing cookies on your computer? Sometimes that is an issue if you have your filter set too high. Also, make sure the address isn't being blocked by a program like Spybot S&D or you ISP software. #20 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 25, 2007 05:23 PMPost a comment
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