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January 23, 2007
Black Caucuses for Black People
Posted by Frank J. at 02:27 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (9)

Rep. Stephen Cohen - a whitey - tried to get into the Congressional Black Caucus.

That's crazy. Black Caucuses are for black people. Just look at the name of it: the Black Caucus. See the "black" in there? Kinda hard to mistake it for the Honkey Cracker Whitey Caucus - which is where Rep. Cohen belongs, so says I and the black people of the Black Caucus.

What made whitey white man Rep. Cohen think he could join the blackest caucus around? He represents a district that's majority black. Well, that just makes him all the more suspicious. You're telling me that, in a district full of black people, they had to resort to electing some cracker? This is a clear case of the white man keeping the black man down.

I'm glad that the Black Caucus is remaining black, though. We as a country have advanced too far on racial issues to not separate each other by color.

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The only thing worse than an uppity negro is an uppity white man…who sounds suspiciously like a Joooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

#1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 23, 2007 02:36 PM

That white bread chicken sh**, don't he know that you got to be jumped in? The Black Caucus just knew if they jumped a lilly white cracker, even if it was just an initiation, they would do 10 to 20.

#2 - Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony on January 23, 2007 03:10 PM

I would hate to live in a country where our ruling bodies weren't separated by race.

#3 - Posted by: fmragtops on January 23, 2007 03:50 PM

They can have their uppity black caucus, but us white bread crackers get to keep the white house.

#4 - Posted by: Gun Toting Whacko on January 23, 2007 03:51 PM

Bubby,

You're goin' about this all wrong, man. You got the bagel cart in front of the horse, babe. You gotta start out as a soul brother, THEN you can tap dance your way over to temple. But don't worry - you're still a mensch - and I MEAN that!

Shalom and peace out,
Sammy Davis Jr.

#5 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 23, 2007 04:16 PM

I don't understand. We had a black president already (y'know, Slick Willy), so what's the harm in letting Whitey Cohen in the Blaucas?

//former Rep. William Lacy Clay Sr., D-Mo., a co-founder of the caucus, had circulated a memo telling members it was “critical” that the group remain “exclusively African-American.”//

Fair enough. After all, the Klan isn't holding too many membership drives for black folks.

#6 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 23, 2007 04:52 PM

BTW, Frank, that drinking fountain comment you left at HotAir was a nice touch.

#7 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 23, 2007 05:04 PM

Nah you wait jus a minit! We in the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan welcome our neegro friends. Why, jus last month they was helpin us decorate Christmas trees! We always invitin' 'em to our parties, hayll, we even give 'em free neckties, but they nevah invite us to their cockusses. In my bee-yootiful state of Wes Vuh-ginia we build lots of prisons and ree-formatories, with my name on 'em, I do declare, and them colored folks jus love 'em. Ya let one out, and he do anything he can to get back in!

#8 - Posted by: Hon. Robert Byrd on January 23, 2007 07:35 PM

black people discriminating on the basis of race? haha irony...

#9 - Posted by: revisionist history on January 23, 2007 07:40 PM
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