-A woman and some MEN in black dresses walked out of a hidey hole.

-More people (men and women) more normallly dressed are walking out of some hidey hole.

-No president yet, will he show?

-He made it, people are cheering! Did his approval rating go up? Checking, no not up.

-Everyone wants to shake the POTUS's hand. Are they trying to give him some biological agent? Time will tell.

Pelosi: Here's the president! Like you didn't already know.

W: The Speaker, she's a woman! And a madam!

Cheney looks like he wants to smack her. With the gavel.

W: Economy is going good, Democrats please don't muck it up. Balance the budget, YAY! Without raising taxes.
Yay!
W: I'll make a budget, a good one!

-Shrillery looks like a spooky chinese doll with murder eyes.

W: Pork bad, sneaky bad, dark of night bad. Needs killing.

-Teddy K lookslike he just passed out. Hope he's not driving.

W: Schools need to be better, we need to make them better, lets spend money!

I think Cheney farted.

W: Insurance needs to be affordable. Government can help.

W: lots of numbers health related numbers.

I think Cheney is eating something. Pelosi keeps scanning the room, looking for John Connor?

W: Patients and Doctors need to make decisions not whomever is making them now.

W: Borders and laws need to be secure. Double the border patrol.

Now Pelosi is eating something too. do they have sunflower seeds?

W: Power, we can burn everything we get our hands on! Except gasoline. Reduce gas usage.

W: Reduce oil consumption by 35 BILLION barrels by 2017.

Some guy got really happy at that, too happy.

W: Terror is scary and bad, remember 9/11, I do. I started some wars over it.

W: We have allies and they help us kill the terrorists. The terrorists suck and it sucks to be them. We caught some being very naughty. Thanks to everybody who has helped.

W: Al Queda are Sunni Extremists, they are not nice. toTAlitarian ideals.

W: There are some Shia Extremists too, also, they are bad. They are Iranians and want to nuke us.

Pelosi eye-strobes are firing rapidly

W: Some good things are happening in the middle east, I will list all I can think of.

W: There's bad stuff over there too, don't blame me for all of it, those people hate each other!

W; We need a surge of troops.

Pelosi not smiling. Wonder why. Cheney sees someone he knows. There are soldiers in the audience.

W: Baghdad not secure, we want to secure it, we even talked about it. With some generals.

W: Chaos in Iraq is the terrorist's best friend.

W: You don't want us to lose? Then quit acting like losers. We are in it (GWOT) for the long haul.

W: More troops, Bigger Army and Marines. Reserve corps.

- Then my dad called and I quit watching.

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