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January 24, 2007
Sympathy for the Democrat
You kinda have to feel for Nancy Pelosi last night. Most people attending can nod off and just follow the lead of the other Congressmen around him about clapping and standing, but Pelosi was right there in front of the camera and had to listen to every statement of the speech and think, "Was that a generic pro-America statement I can clap for, or would clapping now be interpreted as support of the President's policy?" And, she knew if she misstepped and looked like she was supporting Bush, the nutroots would start screaming, "Pelosssi sssuportsss Booosssh! We will eatsss her ssskin!" You don't want that. 10 Responses To "Sympathy for the Democrat"
Silly nutroots...don't they know that her "skin" is just latex? #1 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 24, 2007 01:43 PMNancy will carefully clap Take that, Maya Angelou! #2 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 24, 2007 02:07 PMI think the reason she was blinking so much was to keep herself awake. With so many around her snoozing it could have been too hard to resist the temptation. Pelosi is easier on the eyes than that wrestling coach was. I'm glad she didn't clap for Bush's weird start taxing us for having health insurance idea. I also noticed Richard B. Cheney and Pelosi were eating something. Yes, I read lazymonkey's incomplete live blog. It's not a live blog lazymonkey unless you blog the entire speech. What you did was a half-ass live blog but at least it is something. I think lazymonkey finally posted because of my compelling words here. #4 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on January 24, 2007 03:09 PM"You don't want that." That depends. Would libtards eating her skin be fatal? #5 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 24, 2007 03:13 PMI enjoy the fact that the netroots says "eats". But maybe that's just me. #6 - Posted by: brandEn on January 24, 2007 04:13 PMI hope spacemonkey's not too lazy to fling some poop at Superdud... #7 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 24, 2007 05:32 PMI think the Nanny had a few extra shots of "face stiffener" and when they were inserting the botox needles they nicked the blink nerve and caused permanent damage... #8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 24, 2007 07:32 PM*"Pelosssi sssuportsss Booosssh! We will eatsss her ssskin!" You're right as usual, Frank. Her skin is streched so tight, that if punctured at all, her entire outer skin would pop off, revealing the true hidious beast (like the cockroach from "MIB") that dwells within. *Richard B. Cheney and Pelosi were eating something.* I don't know about Richard and Cheney, but Nancy was chowing down on hash brownies. This is nothing out of the ordinary, as they are a staple food in San Fransicko. This should clue you in on from where her policies come. #9 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on January 24, 2007 08:05 PMYes, Wolfman, something was wearing Pelossi like an "Edgar Suit." The BS level inside must have been up to the mouth, because it was breathing through the blinking eyes! #10 - Posted by: Punk Princess on January 25, 2007 06:37 AMPost a comment
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