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January 25, 2007
College Party Mocks White People?
Another college frat party has drawn the condemnation of civil rights groups. Said a spokesman for PWGUAE - People Who Get Upset About Everything. "Just as we complained against white people mocking Martin Luther King day by partying with Aunt Jemima, eating fried chicken, and wearing gangster clothing - so too is it wrong for African Americans to mock those who are white." This latest outcry comes froma college party where African Americans gathered to celebrate and obviously mock white people. Said one witness, "It was awful. They gathered round and sipped wine and champagne. There was an area where African American women gathered, and many of them weren't even single mothers." Said another alarmed witness to the party, "It was horrible and insensitive. There was good grammar and diction everywhere. Many of them even held jobs!" However, the fraternity had a defense. Said a spokesperson whose organization hosted the party. "Get over yourselves people. This wasn't a gathering to mock white people. This was a meeting of the Black Republicans." The matter is still under investigation by the local college. 13 Responses To "College Party Mocks White People?"
What's next, people getting drunk & acting crazy on St. Patrick's Day? The shame of it all... #1 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 25, 2007 01:09 PMLol. Too funny.
Perfect. Gotta see the pics on smoking gun though. UCONN Law school... I still can't see why they are getting so uppity about it. We white people can't pull that stuff off, We just end up looking like idiots. (Allowing pics was the idiotic thing though) #3 - Posted by: Jeff on January 25, 2007 03:19 PMLove it! very funny #4 - Posted by: Nathan on January 25, 2007 04:29 PMThese students were just trying to be politically correct. The 2007 party season usually doesn't start until St. Patricks Day when everybody wants to be Irish. Heck, people even want to be mexican on the 5th of May. They were just giving the blacks there day to shine. #5 - Posted by: Gun Toting Whacko on January 25, 2007 05:17 PMAunt Jemima is carrying a gun "'cuz dey ain' no way dey gonna do me like dey done dat po' girl over at Duke! No sir!" #6 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 25, 2007 06:25 PMThey’re going to have their black credentials taken away. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oreo!!! Yea, but there’s a big difference between a cookie and a cracka’. #8 - Posted by: Neo on January 25, 2007 07:49 PMDo you think any of them showed up in whiteface? #9 - Posted by: The Land Walrus on January 25, 2007 08:05 PMWhat? Those 40s are full of Bud and Bud Light. Now, there might be a complaint if they were 40s of malt liquor... And where's the watermelon? #10 - Posted by: on January 25, 2007 10:08 PMAlright, I have to admit to going to parties where pictures just like these could have been taken. Back in college. Where basically the themes were a way to know which party you were talking about when recalling war stories later. You know 'remember when Andy tried to pick up a girl but was acting like a total idiot' "uh, which time" 'oh, the western party' "yeah, he was especially lame that night".... Maybe someone threw a bale of hay into the corner, but that's about it. Pictures of people (not just Andy) acting like idiots were commonplace. But the Aunt Jemima thing was a bit ill considered. When are people gonna get sophisticated and wise? Oh, when they hit 22 and/ or start working to support themselves and/ or grow up. Kids are gonna keep acting like they are not adults. Even the blacks, mexicans, asians, arabs, etc. Secret is getting them through that phase. So as a person of little pigment, does that mean I am insensitive? Wanna tell that to my highly pigmented pals, who could beat you to a pulp if they didn't have to go to their jobs now and sip champagne later on? #11 - Posted by: Ja on January 26, 2007 01:02 AMCan you drink on work release? #12 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 26, 2007 05:45 AMby highly pigmented pals, Ja must mean white folks with tans... while black people do have jobs (janitor and whatnot) they don't so much sip champagne as they down henny and the nameless poster is right... absent watermelon this is just good clean fun #13 - Posted by: anonymous on January 26, 2007 01:41 PMPost a comment
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