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January 26, 2007
Bush Declares Weapons Aimed At Iran Meant For Peaceful Purposes
President Bush today maintained that the United States has no plans for attacking Iran. . Declared the President, "Sure we have missiles and tanks lined up and ready to go. And the B1 Bombers have their coordinates set, but we are using all this for peaceful purposes. By having these airplanes ready, we ensure that we save energy by not being indoors all the time and running the air conditioning. Saving energy is definitely a peaceful purpose bragged the President." Most of the B1 Bombers are EnergyStar compliant. The president also asserted that with all the savings, he could use all that money to "Wipe Iran Off the Map.' Some translators, who had difficulty understanding the president, think he might have used the word "World Peace" instead of deadly swath of Iranian destruction. Tapes are being reviewed. In response to this statement, the United Nations weighed the option of officially rebuking Israel. More from IMAO News as this develops. 10 Responses To "Bush Declares Weapons Aimed At Iran Meant For Peaceful Purposes"
You know this would have only been half as funny if the last line was not true. "In response to this statement, the United Nations weighed the option of officially rebuking Israel." Priceless RWD #1 - Posted by: Denny on January 26, 2007 05:18 PMRight now, I'm aiming a bottle of liquid soap in France's direction. Does that count as a hostile gesture? #2 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 26, 2007 05:23 PMMaybe we should consult Jimmy Carter to get his opinion. #3 - Posted by: Son of Bob on January 26, 2007 05:59 PMOf course our missles are aimed at Iran for purposes of peace. As soon as we wipe Iran off the map, there will be plenty of peace for both America and Israel. #4 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on January 26, 2007 07:49 PMnicely done Duckie. #5 - Posted by: me on January 26, 2007 11:40 PMPersonally, I'd put off any action against Iran until AFTER they've brought Europe to its knees... #6 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 27, 2007 01:31 AMI'd leave Iran along at least until the French surrender and all become Muslims...say a couple of weeks more or so! #7 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 27, 2007 09:17 AMI'd love to see a B1 with an energy star label on it. #8 - Posted by: Marie on January 27, 2007 02:08 PMWhat do you mean? France has already surrendered and become Muslim. The Eldest Daughter of the Church has degraded herself to become the Slutty White-Trash Niece of Mohammad. #9 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on January 28, 2007 02:10 PMGreat minds... Bush: B-2 Flights Over Tehran for ‘Peaceful Purposes’ (2006-08-26) — Just hours after Iran opened a new plant capable of making plutonium “for peaceful purposes”, U.S. President George Bush assured his Iranian counterpart that any B-2 bombers that appear over Tehran in the near future would also serve peaceful purposes. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad cut the ribbon on the new heavy-water nuclear plant Saturday as part of a month-long Iranian tribute to the effectiveness of the United Nations. Mr. Bush hailed Iran’s “transparent diplomacy” and said, “I called President Ahmadinejad today to congratulate him, and I told him that if he happens to notice one of them Stealth bombers going over his town at about 600 miles per hour, he can be assured that the pilot has only the best intentions in his heart for world peace.” “There’s nothing like the B-2 when it comes to giving peace a chance,” Mr. Bush added. Post a comment
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