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January 26, 2007
What is Mah-
Posted by Laurence Simon at 05:38 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (14)

Well, Mahmoud Abbas is up at the Davos World Economic Forum gathering, so he's not going to let himself get photographed while praying for Israel's destruction.

However, there's still this guy:

He's Mohammed Lesko, the the Matthew Lesko of the Palestinian Territories, and he's got a book full of free government weapons, free United Nations funded weapons and small mosque weapons!

Want an eternity in Paradise?
Want seventy-two virgins?

Well, just buy this book, and get the weapons you deserve!

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14 Responses To "What is Mah-"

Or is that Hillary Clinton's campaign stargity he's holding? Perhapse Obama's family scrap book? I guess there's a shortage of clean white sheets in the Middle East, so he had to use a coffee sack for a hood.

#1 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on January 26, 2007 07:44 PM

Omigosh!! The Unknown Comic has been converted to Islam!!! Tragedy!!!

(yeah I know, I just dated myself)

#2 - Posted by: shimauma on January 26, 2007 08:09 PM

LOOK! He has a copy of the Necronomicon! RUUUUN!

#3 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 26, 2007 09:04 PM

Hey! It's Dumb Donald of the Cosby Kids!

#4 - Posted by: slug on January 26, 2007 09:42 PM

Ayman Zawahiri’s new book “The Joy of 72 Virgins – A sex manual for the martyrs afterlife” has just hit the shelves.

#5 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on January 26, 2007 10:06 PM

Yeah, he looks like a real studmuffin there with his gramma's pink Koran. Really compliments the AK-47s on the mask, there kid. And the Western-style dress shirt even most Americans find too dated and corporate covered by the fishnet pattern terrorist towel. Yep, I'd want my picture taken that way... PROUDLY. You know, like a pride parade minus the supposed fashion sense. Plus there's that glory hole you're breathing through.

It's not really Arabs versus Jews, you know... In this guy's case it's more like Queer Eye for the Rabbi.

#6 - Posted by: Kent on January 26, 2007 10:42 PM

Hey kid, are you sure you're old enough to buy C-4?

There's no point in the hood -- they all look alike anyway. After the explosion, it usually looks like ragu.

#7 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on January 27, 2007 12:38 AM

Anyone else notice that Tariq's eyes don't seem to point in the same direction? I'm guessing he doesn't have all his jihad juice packed in the same bag if you know what I'm sayin...

#8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 27, 2007 03:55 AM

Got news for you, Kent - those are M-16s on the hoods and in the hands of too many Palestinians today - your Clinton-era tax dollars at work!

They'll probably be flying Apaches if Hillary gets in...

#9 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 27, 2007 10:29 AM

Hmmm, I bet the circle on that koran would makae a great target for a sniper.

#10 - Posted by: fmragtops on January 27, 2007 01:11 PM

Bunkerboy,

I stand corrected - I didn't look too closely.

Being a Democrat means convicting Ollie North for selling weapons to Iran but giving them to terrorists, and allowing China to sell them to West Coast street gangs.

#11 - Posted by: Kent on January 27, 2007 09:28 PM

Aren't these characters afraid Allah won't recognize them when they get to heaven? How are they going to claim their virgins if they can't prove they were doing what they claim to be doing.

Seriously, if someone is serious about dying for their faith why cover their faces. Are they ashamed of what they're doing, are they AFRAID of the wussy, wimpy, weak West? Maybe they haven't used their acne medicine today,or they're trying to hide their new grills, or maybe they're just shy and retiring.
(I'd like to retire them, personally and painfully, but then I'm a savage. I like that about myself.

#12 - Posted by: seanmahair on January 28, 2007 10:03 AM

I don't know if that Koran is bulletproof, but for some reason, the phrase "ghost dance" comes to mind.

#13 - Posted by: The Land Walrus on January 28, 2007 05:19 PM

This is one of those moments in which I am happy I am Christian. I've been having more and more of those moments as of late.

Giuliani 2008

#14 - Posted by: Giovanni on January 30, 2007 06:28 PM
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