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January 29, 2007
Frank Advice: Obama Campaign Slogans
I gave help to the Hillary campaign, so I might as well not show favorites and help the Obama campaign with some slogan ideas as well: Obama '08: White people say I'm articulate. Obama '08: If you can get my named confused with Osama, maybe the terrorists will too and listen to me! Obama '08: You don't know much about me, but I don't know much about you so it's all good. Obama '08: Same old liberalism but with a big goofy smile. Obama '08: My middle name is integrity! (that's what Hussein means in Arabic) Obama '08: I'm non-threatening! Obama '08: Charges that I went to a madrassa in Indonesia are lies of the infidel! Obama '08: Not a power mongering shrew. Obama '08: Look! I'm black! 49 Responses To "Frank Advice: Obama Campaign Slogans"
Obama '08: Don't Make Me Abort You. Obama '08: No Slavery In My Past But that Doesn't Lessen My Hatred for Whitey. #1 - Posted by: spacemonkey on January 29, 2007 10:31 AMI'm on a listing tour and I've got the ears for it. #2 - Posted by: River Rat on January 29, 2007 10:36 AMOBAMA 08: Opie and Aunt Bea would vote for me. #3 - Posted by: shimauma on January 29, 2007 11:08 AMObama '08: Bringin' da noise and da funk. Obama '08: Because I'm not Alan Keyes. Obama '08: Like Hillary, but with a larger penis. #4 - Posted by: Damian G. on January 29, 2007 11:21 AMObama ’08: Obama Yo Mamma White Boy! Obama '08: Paint a picture of your perfect President. That's me, I promise! #6 - Posted by: Sixth Sense on January 29, 2007 11:48 AMObama '08: The Other White Meat! #7 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 29, 2007 11:58 AMObama '08: Cuz Y'all Need Some Light-brown Sugar...REALLY Really Light-brown Sugar #8 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 29, 2007 12:02 PMObama '08: I'm Half a Black Man Trapped in Half of a White Man's Body #9 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 29, 2007 12:04 PMObama 08: Where All da White Women At? #10 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 29, 2007 12:06 PMObama '08: Light-skinned enough that even you racist crackers will vote for me #11 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 29, 2007 12:08 PMObama '08: Light-skinned enough that even you racist crackers will vote for me #12 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 29, 2007 12:09 PMObama '08: Fifty percent less evil than Hillary Obama '08: Almost as manly as Hillary Obama '08: Unless you want to see the other similarities I have with Osama #13 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 29, 2007 12:10 PMObama 08: Racecard- Never Leave Home Without It #14 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 29, 2007 12:12 PMObama '08: I'm from flyover country, too! Obama '08: Just think of me as a slightly less creepy version of Michael Jackson #15 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 29, 2007 12:12 PMObama '08: For Presidizzle! #16 - Posted by: on January 29, 2007 12:14 PMObama '08: When was the last time a black man lied? Obama 08: What's In YOUR Wallet? #18 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 29, 2007 12:17 PMObama '08: Don' Make Me Bitchslap Yo Ass, Bitch #19 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 29, 2007 12:20 PMObama '08: So Skinny, I Have to Try Twice to Cast a Shadow #20 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 29, 2007 12:22 PMObama '08: It's True That I'm Hung Like a Horse; Y'all Familiar with 'My Little Pony'? #21 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 29, 2007 12:28 PMObama "08: Is there anybody out there I can bum a cigarette off of? #22 - Posted by: captmaerica on January 29, 2007 12:48 PMObama '08: I'm not (C)Hillary! #23 - Posted by: Writer on January 29, 2007 01:28 PMObama '08: Not a 60's era drug abuser trying to destroy the country; an 80's era drug user trying to destroy the country. Obama '08: Once you vote black, you never go back Obama '08: Because Elijah Mohommed's UFO has a whitey-seeking death ray. Obama '08: Think of it as seasons 3-6 of The Chapelle Show, minus the intentional humor. #24 - Posted by: on January 29, 2007 01:42 PMObama '08: Hoping Kos will show me in blackface so I can finally join the NAACP Obama '08: Since the Congressional Black Caucus won't let me join, I guess I'll run for President Obama '08: More shady land deals than either Clinton ever dreamed of Obama '08: I do cocaine!!!! Lot of bigots post here I see. That is something to be proud of. #26 - Posted by: thomasq on January 29, 2007 03:33 PMObama '08: Got melanin? Obama '08: Not muslim, despite my name and education Obama '08: Competent, experienced, black - pick one #27 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 29, 2007 03:37 PMThomass Lots of sissy-ass trolls try to leave witty comments here, too. Sometimes, they succeed. Maybe someday you will. #28 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 29, 2007 03:42 PMObama '08: It's not about race, It's about character (and race). Obama '08: Don't you like Fried Chicken and water melons. Obama '08: It's about time Airforce One had some bling. #29 - Posted by: AlaskaNick on January 29, 2007 03:45 PMthomasq, Maybe we can get Harvey to PhotoShop someone in blackface, or Frank can post about how Clarence Thomas or Condoleeza Rice are "oreos" so you can feel more at home here. *PUNCH* #30 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 29, 2007 03:53 PM//Lot of bigots post here...// It's true. We are biased against the people from the following nations: Ascension Island, Andorra, United Arab Emirates, Afghanistan, Antigua and Barbuda, Anguilla, Albania, Armenia, Netherlands, Antilles, Angola, Antarctica, Argentina, American Samoa, Australia, Aruba, Azerbaijan, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Barbados, Bangladesh, Belgium, Burkina Faso, Bulgaria, Bahrain, Burundi, Benin, Bermuda, Brunei Darussalam, Bolivia, Brazil, Bahamas, Bhutan, Bouvet Island, Botswana, Belarus, Belize, Canada, Cocos (Keeling) Islands, Congo, Democratic People's Republic Central African Republic, Congo, Republic of, Switzerland, Cote d'Ivoire, Cook Islands, Chile, Cameroon, China, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, Cap Verde, Christmas Island, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Germany, Djibouti, Denmark, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Algeria, Ecuador, Estonia, Egypt, Western Sahara, Eritrea, Spain, Ethiopia, Finland, Fiji, Falkland Islands (Malvina), Micronesia, Federal State of, Faroe Islands, France, Gabon, Grenada, Georgia, French Guinea, Guernsey, Ghana, Gibraltar, Greenland, Gambia, Guinea, Guadeloupe, Equatorial Guinea, Greece, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, Guatemala, Guam, Guinea-Bissau, Guyana, Hong Kong, Heard and McDonald Islands, Honduras, Croatia/Hrvatska, Haiti, Hungary, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Isle of Man, India, British Indian Ocean Territory, Iraq, Iran (Islamic Republic of), Iceland, Italy, Jersey, Jamaica, Jordan, Japan, Kenya, Kyrgyzstan, Cambodia, Kiribati, Comoros, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Korea, Democratic People's Republic, Korea, Republic of, Kuwait, Cayman Islands, Kazakhstan, Lao, People's Democratic Republic, Lebanon, Saint Lucia, Liechtenstein, Sri Lanka, Liberia, Lesotho, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Latvia, Libyan Arab Jamahiriya, Morocco, Monaco, Moldova, Republic of, Madagascar, Marshall Islands, Macedonia, Former Yugoslav Republic, Mali, Myanmar, Mongolia, Macau, Northern Mariana Islands, Martinique, Mauritania, Montserrat, Malta, Mauritius, Maldives, Malawi, Mexico, Malaysia, Mozambique, Namibia, New Caledonia, Niger, Norfolk Island, Nigeria, Nicaragua, Netherlands, Norway, Nepal, Nauru, Niue, New Zealand, Oman, Panama, Peru, French Polynesia, Papua New Guinea, Philippines, Pakistan, Poland, St. Pierre and Miquelon, Pitcairn Island, Puerto Rico, Portugal, Palau, Paraguay, Qatar, Reunion Island, Romania, Russian Federation, Rwanda, Saudi Arabia, Solomon Islands, Seychelles, Sudan, Sweden, Singapore, St. Helena, Slovenia, Svalbard and Jan Mayen Islands, Slovak Republic, Sierra Leone, San Marino, Senegal, Somalia, Suriname, Sao Tome and Principe, El Salvador, Syrian Arab Republic, Swaziland, Turks and Ciacos Islands, Chad, French Southern Territories, Togo, Thailand, Tajikistan, Tokelau, Turkmenistan, Tunisia, Tonga, East Timor, Turkey, Trinidad and Tobago, Tuvalu, Taiwan, Tanzania, Ukraine, Uganda, United Kingdom, US Minor Outlying Islands, United States, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Holy See (City Vatican State), Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Venezuela, Virgin Islands (British), Virgin Islands (USA), Vietnam, Vanuatu, Wallis and Futuna Islands, Western Samoa, Yemen, Mayotte, Yugoslavia, South Africa, Zambia, Zaire, Zimbabwe, and finally, Austria. Everyone else is OK. #32 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 29, 2007 05:30 PMObama '08: The audacity of naïvety #33 - Posted by: Master Shake on January 29, 2007 05:39 PMObama '08: He doesn't know what he stands for, either. #34 - Posted by: ZK on January 29, 2007 07:06 PMObama 08’: Because I haven’t been around long enough to screw up your life. #35 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on January 29, 2007 07:24 PMAren’t you tired of all those f*ck-ups from Yale yet! #36 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on January 29, 2007 07:28 PMObama '08: You Won't See Him In Rehab For Saying "Faggot"! #37 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 29, 2007 07:35 PMSince someone brought up the bigot theme. Big Surprise! Obama '08: Need I remind you that you are bigoted trailer trash. Obama '08: Or your liberal friends won't ever shut up about the bigot thing. Obama '08: And don't tell me you'd vote for Condi if she were in the race. #38 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on January 29, 2007 07:52 PMObama '08: I Make the Empty Suit Look Good! Obame '08: The Power of White Guilt Compels You! Obama '08: Not Hillary. Obama '08: Because You Owe My People... Whoever They Are #39 - Posted by: CavalierX on January 29, 2007 08:00 PMObama '08: Because I have been hand selected and handled by political insiders since my days with the Harvard law review. I’ve been so shamelessly fast-tracked through the system by political operatives without paying my dues that even the black caucus is irritated. Add to that, the media and academics love me. I’m black but don’t carry the cultural baggage that still alienates liberal whites even though they’re loath to admit it. You tell me it's not true! #40 - Posted by: Neo on January 29, 2007 08:29 PMObama '08: See! Affermitive Action at work! Obama '08: Not dark enough to scare the carakers! Obama '08: Because I haven't been around long enough for you to know me yet. Obama '08: So you can feeeeeel good. Obama '08: Everything the Democrats lie about. Obama '08: Socialism lite. Obama '08: Hey, you elected Jimmy Carter! Obama '08: Because I'm not a bull dyke ambulance chaser who married a pervert to advance my career and bring forth the armigeddon. Obama '08: Hillary wants me hung, but I already am! Obama '08: The only Democrat who isn't an ugly hermaphrodite. Obama '08: Because Hollywood says so, and they know everything about politics! Obama '08: Approved by the ACLU, DailyKos, CAIR, the DU and MoveOn.org...just the people you need to listen to! #41 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on January 29, 2007 09:31 PMObama '08: Spooking the competition. Obama '08: We All Want This Obama-Nation #43 - Posted by: Ooooney on January 30, 2007 12:12 AMObama '08: He's Beige, He's The Rage, And He Didn't Hump No Page! #44 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 30, 2007 12:14 AMObama '08: Because Bryant Gumbel's Already Signed To The NFL Network #45 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 30, 2007 12:24 AMObama '08: It's Time To Take A Stand (On Easter Island) #46 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 30, 2007 07:21 AMObama 08: Because I haven't done anything. #47 - Posted by: Writer on January 30, 2007 10:08 AMLooks like the jig's up, Hillary! #48 - Posted by: The Land Walrus on January 30, 2007 04:25 PMObama '08: Assuage that White Liberal guilt. Obama '08: Because a Caramel Nation goes well with a Chocolate City. Obama '08: Hotter bitches than Clinton could score. #49 - Posted by: DesertElephant on January 31, 2007 01:42 PMPost a comment
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