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January 29, 2007
Hillary Announces: If Mahmoud Cheats on Me, I Can Handle It.
Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton today made a crowd laugh by telling them that she knows how to deal with evil men. The laughs lasted 31.4 seconds, (not that anyone was timing). People suspected that she was joking about handling evil Bill. Said a visitor who saw the Clinton speech. “It really gave me a feeling of confidence to know that if the president of Iran cheats on Hillary, that she would be able to deal with it – no problem.” Another onlooker agreed. “We don’t care if Kim Jong Il decides to nuke the entire Pacific Asian rim. We want to know if Hillary could handle him seeing other women.” Hillary is leading in the polls over the other presidential candidate, Obama Barrack, who is fighting against accusations that he is African American.
14 Responses To "Hillary Announces: If Mahmoud Cheats on Me, I Can Handle It."
1. First. 2. She thinks she can handle Evil Bill...but what will she do with both Evil Bill and Evil Ted? #1 - Posted by: shepshep on January 29, 2007 02:32 PMWhat will she do? Will she say that anything that Iran does is a private matter and its no one's business but her's an Imamadman's and we should all just mind our own business but respect her for "standing by her man?" #2 - Posted by: keith on January 29, 2007 02:46 PMSomehow, I think that Hillary was less concerned about Bill's many extra-marital affairs than she would have been if, say, Janet Reno had been cheating on her. #3 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on January 29, 2007 03:12 PMJust bi-curious. Who is the fat chick wearing your shirt? #4 - Posted by: thomas on January 29, 2007 03:34 PMThomas- I can't speak for anyone's pics on the site, but the fat chick wearing MY shirt is your gilfriend. I left it there the other night. You can keep it. #5 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 29, 2007 03:39 PMLOL! Nice editing, RWD! #6 - Posted by: AlanABQ on January 29, 2007 03:44 PMThe only way the Dems possibly lose in 2008 is if they nominate Hillary Clinton. And don't give me any of this Obama or Edwards nonsense. The election is Al Gore's to lose. The election is Al Gore's to lose And he has experience doing exactly that. #8 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on January 29, 2007 04:50 PMThe Oscar for Best Crockumentary is Al Gore's to lose. The '08 presidential election is Hillary's to lose, which she'll manage handily when she shoots herself in the foot and picks Obama as her running mate. #9 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 29, 2007 06:24 PMHillary won't pick Obama even though the MSM are having Obamisms daily...she must pick a large rather hairy masculine female lesbian...one that Bubba probably won't want to play hide and seek with the ceegar! #10 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 29, 2007 07:21 PMDid I miss something? Who's Hillary Clinton? No, no no! I didn't loose! It was all because of those hanging chads...and people who don't know how to operate voting machines! They were confused by the effects of global warming! It was Manbearpig! Not enough dead people and ileagal aliens showing up to vote! I won! Reeeeaaaaly! #12 - Posted by: Al Gore on January 29, 2007 08:46 PMThe question is...will Bill forgive Hillary for cheating on him with Janet Reno and Rosie O' Dumbell...or will Bill just put bags over their heads and try to score a tripple play? Ewwwww! Sorry, I didn't mean for anyone to loose their dinner. #13 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on January 29, 2007 08:51 PMSometimes when my cat walks around with his tail straight up in the air, it looks just like that photo of Hillary. That is, if she had no eyes and was covered in long, orange fur. #14 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on January 29, 2007 11:01 PMPost a comment
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