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January 31, 2007
Obama Clean!
Posted by Frank J. at 10:48 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (13)

I know many of you don't like to shake the hands of black people out of fear of them not being clean, but Senator Joe Biden has declared Obama to be clean. Quoteth Biden on Obama:

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy."

Seriously, how far is that statement from drunkenly ranting about the Jews to revealing how Biden thinks of minorities. I don't really care for Obama any, but come on!

UPDATE:

Even Kos couldn't ignore this one.

Rating: 2.7/5 (5 votes cast)

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13 Responses To "Obama Clean!"

just a note, CNN has nothing on this, only fox and drudge are mentioning it right now, yet another instance of the left covering up for and condoning racism from their own

#1 - Posted by: thegunzshow on January 31, 2007 10:54 AM

What do you expect from Senator Biden? He is forced to run against an uppity negro! Kind of puts him on the same level as “Sambo” and…well…the senator isn’t sayin’…he’s just sayin’…if you know what he’s sayin’! Good thing Obama isn’t a Jooooo! Hey, isn’t there something that’s been written lately that needs to be purloined by the senator for his campaign? Probably something British, possibly?

#2 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on January 31, 2007 11:12 AM

Need I remind you that Biden said:

“In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.”

Whenever I hear words from Biden's mouth, I always wonder... "hmmm... who said that the first time?"

#3 - Posted by: keith on January 31, 2007 11:22 AM

I just realized that Biden wants to be Obama's running mate. Think about it:

Obama/Biden
Obama/Bi den

Obama/Bin laden

#4 - Posted by: keith on January 31, 2007 11:25 AM

My personal favorite part of the article? Check out the next line
But-and the “but” was clearly inevitable
As if what Biden had just said was a compliment!!! That's un-be-leave-a-bile!

What makes it even funnier is that the racist in the Senate isn't the former KKK guy or the guy who just said that every black ever in the mainstream was inarticulate, not bright, unclean and ugly but the moron who made a stupid remark at an old man's party.

Sorry for the intentionally non-humorous comment. I'll try not to be such a muckadoo in the future.

#5 - Posted by: Veeshir on January 31, 2007 11:38 AM

Maybe we're being too hard on ole Joe. It was probably just a botched joke about Bush. He and Kerry have the same joke-writers.

It was supposed to go, "I mean, you got a guy who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy, not like George Bush."

#6 - Posted by: Veeshir on January 31, 2007 11:50 AM

I actually used to be proud to be from Delaware, because it's a quirky state and it's usually over-looked in the grand scheme of things. I met Biden when I was in 5th grade, and he was out-dated then. Now, he just needs to jump off the St. George's Bridge into the canal before he opens his mouth and utters something else stupid. Stop making the rest of us from Delaware look bad!!

GAK!!

#7 - Posted by: thegoddessanna on January 31, 2007 12:42 PM

Why do I even bother making up bad stuff about these guys.

#8 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on January 31, 2007 12:57 PM

You know what's funniest about the DKos link? They keep saying, "He obviously didn't remember (insert black guy)" that the commenter thinks is also articulate, clean, bright and good looking.

Is it me or is that just about as bad as the original statement? It's a bunch of white liberals sitting around saying, "Of course there are bright, articulate, clean and good looking negroes out there, why here's one!"

#9 - Posted by: Veeshir on January 31, 2007 02:02 PM

So which is really worse, that a a US Senator would utter such stupid racist crap

OR

That Obama is taken seriously as a presidential candidate when his primary qualifications can be accurately boiled down to "bright, articulate, clean and good looking"

#10 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on January 31, 2007 08:00 PM

Veesher,

Do yourself a favor, and try not to understand hippies and white liberals. There's no amount of asprin in creation that could cure that particular headache.

#11 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on January 31, 2007 08:50 PM

It all boils down to the fact that in Politically Correct America today, you simply can not call a spade a spade anymore...

#12 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 31, 2007 11:00 PM

And Bunkerboy gets the Tongue-in-cheek award for this round.

#13 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 1, 2007 02:25 PM
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