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January 31, 2007
Are Muslim Terrorists Behind Global Warming?
According to the upcoming report on global climate change: the last half-century was probably the hottest in at least the past 1,300 years. Now, looking back about 1300 years ago, we discover that in 732 A.D.: Muslim empire reaches its furthest extent. Now, 1300 years later, the crazed Murderers For Muhammed are on the move again, coincidentally at the same time we're experiencing record heat waves, droughts, floods, storms, tsunamis, and hurricanes. I think the connection is obvious. So remember: Save the planet. 10 Responses To "Are Muslim Terrorists Behind Global Warming?"
On the other hand, there's a well documented correlation between global warming and the lack of pirates: http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/ The solution is clear - dramatically increase pirate creation, and grant them letters of marque to kill terrorists! #1 - Posted by: David C on January 31, 2007 12:33 PMAnd by all that's holy kill them before they can utter the words "Parley" or "Code" Since we're snowed in again today I have been pondering "Global Warming" How does anyone know what the temperature was 1300 much less 13000 years ago. As a history buff-ett I don't remember reading much about temperature or climate before the invention of the newspaper or even the printing press. Where exactly is this "data" coming from? Wait I know it's those pesky scientist. The ones who at the beginning of the twentieth century said the atom was the smallest unit of matter, who allowed the wrong head to sit on the body of the wrong dinosaur for forty years or who claimed to heck wit the planet ... kill terrorists because: seanmahair - only a terrorist would question global warming! Anyway, I think they extrapolate temperatures from old tree-rings and the contents of gas bubbles trapped deep in ancient south polar ice. In other words, everything before the invention of the thermometer is just a SWAG (Scientific Wild Ass Guess) #5 - Posted by: Harvey on January 31, 2007 03:17 PMSave the planet. HOORAY! Off topic, but way too good to ignore. So,the leftiest city in America gets put on alert because a cartoon promotion from the leftiest network in America gets misinterpreted, and all because of the Mooninites from ATHF. Sweet Jesus, I can die happy now. //The solution is clear - dramatically increase pirate creation, and grant them letters of marque to kill terrorists!// Ahhhrrr! I be all for it! I'm hearin' that there be plenty 'o good punder 'ore there! Hand me th' marque, and I be on me way! -Cap'n Wolfie #8 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on January 31, 2007 08:14 PMActually, I'd just be happy to kill terrorists just for the sheer fun of it. #9 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on January 31, 2007 08:16 PMNote also that the fuel that drives the global warming engine, petroleum, overwhelmingly comes from Muslim nations. So kill a terrorist, save a tree, and give one more Jew a hiding place! #10 - Posted by: bunkerboy on January 31, 2007 10:27 PMPost a comment
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