February 01, 2007
Moonworkers Wanted...

So now they’re looking for workers to help build stuff on the moon?
Give it a few months.
One thing I admire about my people is that if there’s work, we’ll find a way to get to it.
Walls? WE don't care about no stinkin' walls in this gravity.
Yeah, we'll build a moonbase all right. And as soon as we get it built, the Venusians will come pouring over, crossing the Sea of Tranquility, taking all of the rock gardener jobs. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Damned illegal aliens...
If you moon someone while on the moon, is it then called Earthing someone?
So what will they be called? Vacuumbacks? Here on earth they usually have a blower on their backs. Moonbeans?