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February 05, 2007
Another Botched Joke
When Frank said I say it's either time to retire this football thing or come up with some new type of play (maybe one where they roll the ball). What he meant to say was, "I say this football thing is a quagmire, have we really tried to understand why the NFC hates the AFC? Have we totally given up on trying to negotiate a peace? The civil war in the National Football League was caused by another failed attempt by the Bush administration at nation building that has gotten us stuck, in Iraq, like president Bush. Who is neither articulate, African-American or clean." Sorry for the confusion. We at IMAO love football. For that matter we love all sports including NASCAR. Of course when I say sports, I'm excluding soccer, c'mon that's not a sport. 9 Responses To "Another Botched Joke"
Soccer is a sport like Nancy Pelosi is a role model. It's the ice dancing of ball oriented activities. It's ghey! #3 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on February 5, 2007 11:31 AMWhat about Curling? Is that a sport? Only the most awesome sport ever ever! #4 - Posted by: Frank J. on February 5, 2007 11:34 AMLook Frank do not admit that curling is a sport. Because then somebody (your Wife) is going to say "Why don't you practice your sweeping here in the kitchen, the floor is so messy and then you can keep practicing down the hall, You will be ready for the 2010 Winter Olympics in no time honey." #5 - Posted by: Denny on February 5, 2007 12:30 PMSorry. NASCAR isn't a sport, either. Want to make it exiting? Combine curling & NASCAR together. #6 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 5, 2007 02:01 PMObviously the situation has deteriorated since I mentioned it last November: http://www.imao.us/archives/006872.html Face it. America needs to pull out of the NFL. #7 - Posted by: Harvey on February 5, 2007 04:13 PMSorry. NASCAR isn't a sport, either. Want to make it exiting? Combine curling & NASCAR together. I can just see burly rednecks hurling Chevies and Fords down a frozen lake with equally burly redneck men standing with very large push brooms trying to knock out the outhouse at the end of the ice. Man, that would make NASCAR a hell of a lot more interesting. #8 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 5, 2007 04:35 PMNo… No… No… You don’t need to replace football. Heaven forbid. You need to get rid of all these wuss rules they’ve made up the last four decades. You can’t even touch the damn quarterback anymore without having the UN show up. Football should be played for keeps the way Dick Butkus played it. The team that can drag it’s mauled ass all the way to the Super Bowl wins for good. They bronze the winners and set them out in front of the stadium for the pigeons to crap on for eternity. Post a comment
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