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February 08, 2007
Carter's War Face
 "We all want to kill the Jews, but let's just calm down a second here." Reader Mike e-mailed me this picture with the caption in the post title, but why don't you see if you can come up with a better one. Winner gets IMAO Bonus Points! UPDATE: A reader pointed out this photo from LGF:  "Tiny jooos have taken over my toaster!" That photo practically demands someone to photoshop a hood on him and lightning coming out of his fingers. 34 Responses To "Carter's War Face"
See, I can surrender to the terrorist TEN times as many as the French. #1 - Posted by: shimauma on February 8, 2007 01:14 PM"I have lusted with my right hand, but my left is still pure." #2 - Posted by: Mr. Bingley on February 8, 2007 01:32 PM"THOW YA HANDS IN DA AIR LIKE YA JUST DON'T CARE... (that I love terrorists)" #3 - Posted by: Matty B. on February 8, 2007 01:42 PM"Look, Ma, no hands!" "I'm demonstrating my position on terrorism." #4 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 8, 2007 01:42 PMWhat in the world are IMAO bonus points?!?!?! #6 - Posted by: LearntoDrawaLine on February 8, 2007 01:43 PMWhat in the world are IMAO bonus points?!?!?! A better question would be: What aren't they? #7 - Posted by: Frank J. on February 8, 2007 01:44 PM"...so then I said to the Ayatollah, 'Now just hold on a second there, buddy; I NEVER promised you the reach-around.' Next thing you know, he's issuing all these edicts & letting his boys kidnap people." #8 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 8, 2007 01:48 PM"There is absolutely NOT a woman wearing a burkini under this podium!" #9 - Posted by: Matty B. on February 8, 2007 01:48 PM"What? I thought the title of the song was 'A Turntable & Two Microphones'..." #10 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 8, 2007 01:52 PMI did NOT have sex with yessir assisfat.... #11 - Posted by: Independent Conservative on February 8, 2007 01:55 PMWas the request for a better caption or a better photo? #12 - Posted by: Chris on February 8, 2007 01:58 PM"Please, for the love of God, put down the rabbit. You know you really don't want to use it." "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you pesky Jews!" #14 - Posted by: Matty B. on February 8, 2007 02:09 PMWas the request for a better caption or a better photo? Carter Wow, that practically demand a hood be photoshopped on him with lighting coming out of his fingers. #15 - Posted by: Frank J. on February 8, 2007 02:12 PM"No, I will not turn my hands around. It's just a coincidence that the birth marks look like 6's" #16 - Posted by: Ron on February 8, 2007 02:13 PMWow, that practically demand a hood be photoshopped on him with lighting coming out of his fingers. Like this? (also via LGF) "Behold my creepy, thick, yellow old man fingernails!" A confused Jimmah Cahtuh is momentarily distracted by Helen Thomas's hypnotic womanly form, clad in an algae colored heavy tweed pantsuit. #18 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on February 8, 2007 02:48 PM"I shall not seek and I will not accept the nomination of my party for another term as your President" "I was watching the Super Bowl last Sunday. What does it mean when the man in the striped shirt does this?" "I've been taking mime lessons. This is me discovering that there's a pane of glass obstructing my progress." #20 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on February 8, 2007 03:04 PMShhh!!!! Be wery, wery, quite...Im huntin' zionists.... #21 - Posted by: Kurt on February 8, 2007 03:12 PMI love my brother's beer so much...I had this many! #22 - Posted by: Dman on February 8, 2007 03:48 PMPhoto 1: "Former President Jimmy Carter does his world famous impersonation of a mime in a glass box behind a podium"
"First Yassir had me bend over and put my hands against the wall like this. Then he told me to make goat noises...but you'll just have to buy my book to read the rest of the story. Or are you a money-grubbing Joooooo?" #24 - Posted by: Master Shake on February 8, 2007 05:10 PMCommander Cody, the time has come. Execute Order 66. #25 - Posted by: KeithP on February 8, 2007 05:45 PM"It was a most *FOUL* creature and could leap this far...with sharp, pointy teeth!" #26 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on February 8, 2007 06:24 PMChris the Photo is classic you ahve my vote for funny photo shop of Jimmy. Jimmy should stick to building houses for people and keep his ignorant mouth shut. #27 - Posted by: Brian Dobkins on February 8, 2007 07:52 PMOk,Ok , I DID have sex with yessir assisfat,but only in my mind,or his home,or sumthin like that. #28 - Posted by: Independent Conservative on February 8, 2007 08:58 PM1: Hold on, no one told me Habitat for Humanity let Jews live in those houses. They need to call it 'Habitat for Humanity or Jews' or something like that. 2: And I wave my hands as such, you give me a billion dollars, and my Nobel Prize medallion kills the first born son of every Israeli family. (Picture 1): Now wait just a minute. I never said there was a vast Zionist conspiracy... (Picture 2): ...I merely said that considering there are only 13 million of you, you sure do have your claws in a lotta pies! #30 - Posted by: bunkerboy on February 9, 2007 12:22 AM#1 Jimmy demonstrates how he attempted negotiated with Ayatollah Khomeini. Whoa! Slow down there, Hillary! #32 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on February 9, 2007 12:27 PMI've finally realized why the Libs lob the Bush=Hitler grenade. They are trying to cover up the fact that Carter is really Hitler II. All you have to do is listen to what he says. I used to think he was just a stupid cowardly man, but now I see that he is truly dangerous and unhinged. #33 - Posted by: seanmahair on February 10, 2007 10:50 PMIs it just me, or are the characters on the Brandeis seal Hebrew?!?! #34 - Posted by: Ma Deuce Gunner on February 11, 2007 07:17 PMPost a comment
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