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February 12, 2007
ACTION ALERT: Get a Life
Ever wonder why IMAO has never issues action alerts? "Because they're retarded and gay," you probably just responded. True dat, but still, think of the power IMAO could wield if I just said stuff and everyone did it? Politicians would fear us. If you don't know what an action alert is, that's where a liberal blog issues something from all its readers to do, and then they all do it like the lemmings they are (yes, lemmings don't actually run mindlessly off cliffs, but a lemming is now more a symbol of mindlessly following a mob than an actual animal). E.g. ACTION ALERT: Wear your pants on your head in protest of the war! So, an action alert is issued, the Kwazy Kos Kids all follow it, and the Democrat politicians all tremble in fear at those nutters being loosed on them. Most pundits agree that it was this post by Chris Bowers that made John Edwards change his mind on firing Amanda Marcotte. Yes, Bowers didn't even need an action alert; her merely had to threaten to use one to cause Edwards to crouch in the corner and weep quietly while brushing his hair. For all Edwards knew, that action alert could have been to call for his murder and then he'd be rushed by the unwashed activists who would come at him with pen knives while screaming incoherently about wiretaps. To control the action alert is to control fear. That, my friend, is power... and I want it! I will begin to issue action alerts. Your job will be to mindlessly follow them. If you all participate, then the politicians will kneel before our power! Buh ha ha ha ha! 8 Responses To "ACTION ALERT: Get a Life"
Dhimmis are cowtowed by action alerts...Gd help us if the Dhimmis are elected. #1 - Posted by: Robert on February 12, 2007 02:01 PMAction alerts, action alerts, hmmmmmm. Is that something like #2 - Posted by: Toomslick on February 12, 2007 02:28 PM Frank, you command and we will obey! Just don’t be issuing any “action alerts” instructing us, your loyal subjects, to perform any liberal leaning rituals like bending over for “The Barney”! #3 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on February 12, 2007 02:37 PMBut Frank, I thought we already have a system like this in place! I mean, doesn't Karl Rove issue instructions to Limbaugh and Hannity, who in turn disseminate the marching orders to all us members of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy™? That is, unless you're the one giving policy to Rove... Oh, never mind. I understand now; you can count on me to not let the secret out. My lips are zipped. I'll be awaiting further instructions. By the way, does this explain all the subliminal messages hidden in episodes of 24? #4 - Posted by: Keith on February 12, 2007 02:59 PMFrank, I do nothing without being paid. That being said, you may pay me in ammo. #6 - Posted by: HKPistole on February 12, 2007 03:37 PMHK... deal. Here's some coming atcha at 900 Fps. ;-) We miss you, but our aim's improving. Heh. #7 - Posted by: DesertElephant on February 12, 2007 05:35 PMAction alerts Huh! Frank already knows how good we are at following instructions. Post a comment
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