Okay, the policy now is AGAINST shooting black people? Okay, got it.

So I'm gonna need a new hobby, as I've spent an average of 10-15 hours per week out shooting at black people.

How else are we going to oppress them, stop them from coming out of their designated living areas, stop them from applying to colleges, stop them from applying for white-collar jobs? What do you want, for one of them to someday consider running for office??

He needs to stop being so clean! I mean, who here hasn't shot at something that sparkles with cleanliness under the gas station lights?

(Or is that just me and Joe Biden?)

I would NEVER shoot at Obie or any other allegedly "black" person at a gas station; I might hit a pump, and gas is a terrible thing to waste.

If B.O. did get shot on his way to the gas station it would probably be another black person (of the inarticulate variety) that shot him.

Oh, I don't know joe r. this guy's pretty articulate.

Maybe Mrs. Obama is still looking for two white guys in a white van.

Note to Mr. & Mrs. Obama:

When refueling your SUV, be sure to STAY AWWAY FROM THE CANS. Snipers hate cans.

Hey, I got shot at once while pumping Gas. I was wearing my bomber jacket, and was facing away. The guy came over and apologized profusely when he saw I was German-American, not a black man.
His name is Carlos, and he's actually pretty cool.

We still laugh about that day.

I'm always behind on the hip new trends. Shooting at black people at the gas station, huh? I just don't seem to be getting the memos.

ITC,

Perfect Movie title to refer to when dealing with Barack Obama. I hear he's even in the phone book. That's instant publicity!

"He's the first mainstream black man who's Articulate, Bright and Clean, and Pays for his gas."

Not a typical gas station shooter target.

I hear he's even in the phone book. That's instant publicity!

They should at least test Barack Obama on prisoners before subjecting us to him, though.

It's really not very thoughtful...this black guy get's all educated and articulate...takes a bath and get's all clean and then whitey shoots him!

Oh...like the DC Snipers...oh...sorry they were black guys shooting at white people...sorry!

It may sound strange, but black people are also more likely to run for president since Obama made his announcement. And look at how many of our presidents have been shot at! So, now that blacks are more likely to run for president, and some percentage of people running for president actually become president, and some percentage of presidents get shot, he's actually created the problem for himself, and all blacks! His wife should be worried!

Michelle seems to have been eavsdropping on Robert Byrd's conversations...that, or she's heard about Hillary's latest campaign stratagy.

Actually, I think I’ll stay out of this one. I don’t joke about the shooting of political leaders. Taboo! Won’t go there. It’s a bit like trying out a bomb joke at the airport. The assassinations back in the 60’s were bad for the whole country, conservatives included. I don’t even want to think about the consequences if some redneck nut job off’ed Obama.

It's funny but we don't have people taking pot shots at Africans Americans pumping gas at service stations in my area. Is this some kind of east coast phenom ?
Nobody's shooting at politicians pumping gas either,..... go figure.
Maybe the Obama's need to move to a safer neighborhood or hire some pasty faced, red haired, freckled, short, fat kid to pump their gas. After all no on would ever shoot someone who looked like that.
Maybe if Ms. Obama read about what happened today in Salt Lake she'd understand that other people besides her family and her race are killed everyday. Wait, I forgot, Liberal politicans and their families are special, different, (a protected species) My bad.