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February 12, 2007
Amanda-Gone!
Posted by spacemonkey at 10:44 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (3)

Now that the master of faux anti-white male/anti-Christian satire has resigned from *Edwards' campaign, I present a roundup of IMAO pre-responses to the Amanda Marmoset resignation.

  • Harvey: Forget Her, Johnny, I'M the One You Really Want
  • Rightwingduck:No, choose ME!!
  • Frank J.: Frank J.:The Perfect Blog Represenative for a Preening Sissy Girl
  • Laurence Simon: Pick me, Johnny Ambulancechaser!
  • Spacemonkey: John Edwards, Pick Me Because I Don't Want The Job

    * A white faux male, faux Christian. Aren't opposites supposed to attract?

    Rating: 3.5/5 (2 votes cast)

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  • 3 Responses To "Amanda-Gone!"

    At least Amanda makes Catholic jokes that people can actually understand, unlike my attempts.

    #1 - Posted by: Neo on February 13, 2007 12:49 AM

    At least Amanda never solicited Ask Dr Duck questions then broke his readers hearts by refusing to answer them.

    #2 - Posted by: Brian the Adequate on February 13, 2007 07:41 AM

    Okay, now I'm confused.

    Was this satire or parody or irony? I really need someone to tell me so I know why I'm laughing.

    #3 - Posted by: Veeshir on February 13, 2007 09:17 AM
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