WHY HAS CONSERVATIVE GRAPEVINE not picked up on this???

February 12, 2007
Could Anna Nicole’s Secret Lover Be Dannielynn’s Father?

He claims to be Anna Nicole’s secret lover, and now, in this “Extra” world exclusive, a heartbroken LC Hoghead drops a bombshell about Baby Dannielynn’s real father and Anna’s secret medical condition that may have caused her death.

“She told me everything,” LC told us. “She told me things no one else knows.Dates, places, account numbers….”

Hoghead, who was Anna Nicole’s man-hoe for two years, first met the supermodel when she was on “The Anna Nicole Show.”

“I think it was an instant spark, and I think for her it was the same,” he said.” My loins noticed her immediately”

Hog claims he and Anna had a ultra-passionate love affair that lasted for two years.

“She was wonderful,” he insisted. “A very sensitive and emotional woman. A very good kisser, I must say.She said I was the Best Lover she ever had. Bar none.”

But LC Hoghead told “Extra” that he knew Anna was in trouble the last time he talked to her two weeks ago, a conversation that now haunts him.

“She was sick of being called names,” he said. “Everyone was bashing on her and calling her names and putting her down and suing her.All they wanted was her money!”

Now, only on “Extra,”Hoghead breaks this stunning secret about Anna’s health that could affect the investigation into her death. He claims the reality TV star suffered from life threatening seizures, for which she was on the medication “spanish fly”.

But LC does not believe drugs were to blame for Anna Nicole’s death.

“My opinion, I don’t think so,” he told us. “I think she was sexually exhausted.I seem to have that effect on women, which is why Im considering penis reduction surgery”

Then, Hoghead dropped the baby bombshell we never saw coming. When asked if Smith ever revealed to him the real father of Dannielynn, LC responded, “She always told me she wanted to have our kids with me.”

So is there a possibility LC is Dannielynn’s father?

“There’s more than a possibility,” he insisted. “Billions of reasons”

LC Hoghead hired prominent Beverly Hills attornies Dewey, Cheatham & Howe, and he made it clear he wants to raise Baby Dannielynn as his own.

But for now, his thoughts are with his lost lover.

“Poor Anna”, Hoghead said through tears. “I hope she’s in peace wherever she is, and that she didnt change any combinations before she died.”

Rule #1 about corpse tug-of-war:

You really, really need to get it done in the first day or so, or it turns into a game of "make a wish."

Cirby,

As long as you lay off after Rigor sets in and wait until it wears off, the game can go on for days on end. Not that I know anything about that firsthand.

*Whistles innocuously*

Desert...LMAO!!!

And...who is Anna Smith anyway and why would I want her to tug on my unit?

No tugging joke. But a haiku

Psycho gold digger
Tries new weight loss stategy
Found dead in hotel