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February 13, 2007
They don't name tornadoes, you know.
Apparently, a tornado hit New Orleans early today, killing an elderly woman and hurting 15 others and causing extensive damage. Kanye West is still trying to get his running shoes on to rush to the scene to blame Bush while Sean Penn has already filled a racecar with cameramen to survey the scene and offer no assistance to the victims. Meanwhile, Comic Relief is going to throw together a quick 32-second telethon to benefit the victims, consisting of all of Whoopi Goldberg's jokes and a 30-second commercial. 6 Responses To "They don't name tornadoes, you know."
You know, Florida gets hit by three hurricanes in a row then then next year gets hit by another one and then just recently had a bad tornado cut through here and we just clean up and move on. Nawlins on the other hand gets its hair mussed and the belly aching begins. Maybe Nagin should reconstruct the city from stuff sturdier than chocolate. #1 - Posted by: Derek on February 13, 2007 02:15 PMObviously Bush orchestrated this tornado to strike at the elderly part of town as a way of getting back at AARP for their blatent support of any liberal who promises to keep their Metamucil coming at taxpayer expense. #2 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on February 13, 2007 04:11 PMThe headline should read "Bush Saves Thousands From Certain Death!" If he hadn't caused the hurricane in the first place, all of those displaced people would have been right in the tornado's path. We know that they were too stupid to go to a shelter before the disaster so the hurricane actually saved them. #3 - Posted by: Moneyman on February 13, 2007 04:41 PMMeanwhile, the inhabitants of Munchkinland are calling on FEMA to come and remove all the crap from New Orleans that the tornado just dumped on the Wicked Witch of the West. #4 - Posted by: Pete on February 13, 2007 07:05 PMNow that Rumsfeld is gone, who is going to jet ski with Bush to plant the new bombs on the levies? Any word on when Jackson and Sharpton are going to arrive to blame the whole thing on racist white people? #5 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on February 13, 2007 08:03 PMWhat did Bush know about this tornado, and when did he know it? Why didn't he mobilize the NG BEFORE the tornado hit? #6 - Posted by: SkyeChild on February 14, 2007 12:55 AMPost a comment
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