... because Shick wasn't willing to license razorblade gum?
I saw this on Gizmodo:
That's right. LEGO snack treats. Because nothing says love like teaching your kids the fuzzy, choking hazard barrier between food and fun.
According to the product page:
Kosher Status
Not Certified
Folks, it doesn't take a rabbi to tell you that these things ain't Kosher.
This got me to thinking about Dangerous Snacks For Kids, teaching them to stick various hazardous objects into their mouths, and the first thing to come to mind was "Light Socket Lollipops."
Anybody out there as sick as me willing to give this challenge a shot? The comments are open.