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February 14, 2007
ACTION ALERT: Kill! Kill! Kill!
ACTION ALERT! ACTION ALERT! These times demand decisive action. Stop what you're doing and kill something. Whether it's a plant, a bug, a hobo, a Unix process, or a blade of grass, kill something now. Keeeeeeeeeeeel!!! Show them our power and watch them tremble in fear! END ACTION ALERT 15 Responses To "ACTION ALERT: Kill! Kill! Kill!"
I'm hereby killing the rumor that Sting can sing. Better singers than he have been booted off Amur'can Idle. #1 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on February 14, 2007 05:02 PMKilling time... #2 - Posted by: Writer on February 14, 2007 05:06 PMAs commanded, I just killed a job on our AS/400. Fear us, libtards! #3 - Posted by: Master Shake on February 14, 2007 05:08 PMAs root I ran One Linnies' Red dead and gone. Hillary Cllinton - Unparallelled Hindsight A Vote For Barack Obama Is A Vote For A Black-O-Rama! John Edwards - Empathy Promises, Not Empty Promises There - I just killed my chances of landing a job with the Democrats... #6 - Posted by: bunkerboy on February 14, 2007 05:48 PMKilled a Beer!! My job done is here... /saunters off #7 - Posted by: HerrMorgenholz on February 14, 2007 06:03 PMIf I hear one more Hillary speech I'm going to kill myself! #8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on February 14, 2007 07:17 PMNow the administration you all love so much wants to help the Iraqis relocate to the US. The Bush administration agreed Wednesday to greatly expand the number of Iraqi refugees allowed into the country and to pay more to help Iraq's Arab neighbors cope with the human tide fleeing increasing violence and economic hardship in their country.
I see Sarcasm Man killed any rumours that he wasn't taking a mighty hit from the Kool-Aid keg. Unless he's imitating a Howling Moonbat...in which case, keep up the good work! #10 - Posted by: Basilisk on February 14, 2007 08:26 PMI'm "killing" about 2 or 3 minutes posting on this site, does that count? Then there is the cold blooded "murder" of the English language, eh what. And I have to say, Frank, your satire really "kills" me! #11 - Posted by: seanmahair on February 14, 2007 08:41 PMOh, Sarcasm Man, you have not yet even come close to plumbing the depths of the vast right-wing conspiracy! Obviously Dubya is seeking out Ummmericans who actually are proud to be Ummmerican and revel in our freedom and wealth (and despite what's going on in Iraq and Afghanistan, even peace) -- phase two involves deporting liberal whiners to Iraq. This should help ensure a large margin of victory in 2008 for whomever is lucky enough to put an 'R' by their name. Oh, and on the new citizenship test, the correct answer to the question "what is the relationship between you and another of your father's sons" is "Bubba" but "B'rer" is also acceptable. Yeee-haaaww! (I'm working on killing my chances of being taken seriously. So was Sarcasm Man -- wow, Frank's action alerts are so powerful, even the liberals bow before them. Use your power wisely, Frank!) #12 - Posted by: Capitalist_B on February 14, 2007 08:48 PMWhy is Sarcasmo hating on the brown people? Sounds like he's afraid his position as a bike courier may be in jeopardy. Frankly I'm happier seeing a "surge" of people immigrate here legally than the hordes pouring in illegally. The mindset is much more positve with grateful refugees. #13 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on February 14, 2007 10:59 PM"If I hear one more Hillary speech I'm going to kill myself!" promise? #14 - Posted by: barbosa on February 15, 2007 12:53 AMBarbozo, could you go be a whiny little bitch somewhere else? Thanks. #15 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 15, 2007 02:40 PMPost a comment
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